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Another etherpad. Between me and Azar<3

WOOOOOO gotta get the creative juices flowing!Yes! We must! *knowledge injection* I prefer organic smartness.Ah, having to crack a book spine. Oh wow. You can see all my typos and cut off ideas...You can see all of MY typos and MY incorrect everything.Incorrectness...wow. I lost my train of thought there.Noticed. Right. Story time. What are we gonna write about. What are we gonna write about...*twiddles thumbs*...Hmm, I don't know. I assume a short story of some sort?YES! So, its short.What else?Yes! Lots of dancing!

Story:
1) It's short.
2) It's also a story. Preferably with humor.
3) There should be dancing.
4) Lots of nerdy awkwardness.

*DEOMSTRATES TO OTHERS*
Sister had no idea what an etherpad was. Thank you for demonstrating. STORY PLANNING. Shall we wing it based on what we have?
YES. Niether does my brother. Right so, yes.


So, once upon a time, there was this chick right. And her name was Jasmine.(Yes like in Aladdin.) So Jasmine really hated this thing, where people would hear her name and say, "Oh like in Aladdin!" so she wanted to prove herself the world.Something to prove to the world that she was more than some chick with the same name as a fictional character. Like she'd be cool if her name was Hermione, or Luna, but Jasmine was a dumb name too.Seeking something badass to do to pull herself from Aladdin's shadow, she went to her BAMF Nerdfighter friend Katherine.And it was really convient that she had a nerdfighter friend named Katherine, or else, what would Jasmine do with herself? So she goes to Katherine and she asks her bff Katherine, "How can I get the frick out of this SHADOW?!" And Katherine procedded to quote Alaska Young and be all, "How will I ever get out of this Labyrinth?" Katherine paused for a moment. "Well, first of all, I think you're pushing the "shadow" part. But yes, I can help you become your own Jasmine." She walked over to a stack of papers and handed one to Jasmine, folded several times over. "This is a list of stuff you'll need to buy. Head over to Walmart and pick them up, and bring them all back to my place." For you see, Katherine, too wanted to get out of the shadow known as dumping guys named Colin (HAHAHA), so she needed to make a name for herself, too.
So, the two who needed to make a name for themselves, Katherine the dumper, and Jasmine the princess drove throught out Central Nerdfighteria in pursuit of their new lives. Jasmine looked down at the list. "Alright, first item...I'm not even going to try and pronounce that. What is it?" Because Jasmine was born in Russia, and therefore could not pronounce the word "Snuggie," poor poor Jasmine. "It's a Snuggie, Jasmine!"
"Well...what's a Snuggie?"
Katherine put her face into her palm. "It's a backwards blanket cloak. So we can start a cult and start our new lives."
"As a cult?"
"Obviously as a cult," Katherine said, slowly. Katherine wonded how she and Jasmine had ever became friends.

-THIS IS A FLASHBACK-

Little itty bitty Katherine was sitting at lunch, eating her Lunchable. Suddenly, these punks who were in the next grade up start stealing her oreos. "Give those back to me!" Katherine cried. But it was no use. Suddenly, Jasmine came out of nowhere, and started flirting with the punks, even though she was even younger then Katherine.Her accent certainly helped the cause. And then, from there on, they were friends.

-THIS IS THE END OF THE FLASHBACK-

Jasmine studied the list again. "What's silly string?"
Katherine gasped. "Did you NOT have a childhood?" The two walked into the doors of Walmart, and Katherine ran towards the decorations isle. "Here! Silly string!" she exclaimed, and shot some into Jasmine's eyes. "Er, I get it now. Where do we find Snuggies anyways?" She pondered this for a moment, finger on her lips. "I think it's either in the Halloween isle...or the cult isle." Jasmine was shocked that there was even such an isle. But then she remembered she was in Walmart.
And Wal-Mart has everything.

another Etherpad.

I ALSO have not read this one.

IN-YOUR-ENDO
A DUMBLUPINDIGGORYBTTOM FANFIC WITH SPECIAL APPERANCE BY DARREN CRISS

WHOA #WHATTHEPUFF.

OMG HAI!

HAI! YOUR FACE IS A N00B. haha.

THE SEXTASTIC AND #MANLY STORY:
BY @MAUREENJOHNSON AND @FAKEJOHNGREEN OF COURSE. (especially the @) (BECAUSE @REALJOHNGREEN IS BUSY SIGNING PARTY BLOWERS) I AM @REALJOHNGREEN. I CAN PROVE IT BY IMAGINING THIS STORY COMPLEXLY.

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS AN AWESOMELY GIFTED DOG NAMED COOL PLANET THAT IS NOT DWARF SPARKY. HE LIKED TO WALK ON THE BEACH DURING #MANLY HOURS, AND HIS OWNER WAS A MUSCLY #MAN. ONE DAY, WHILE SEXILY FROLICKING IN A HOT WAY ALONG THE BEACH, HE SPOTTED MOOCHKA! OH NOEZ! MOOCHKA WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A #MANLY CONFERANCE WITH ANOTHER VICIOUSLY TASTY CREATURE CALLED A JIGGLY. JOHN'S PUFF WAS TALL. (TWSS) THE JIGGLYPUFF HAD OODLEZ OF MAAAAGICAL POWERZZZ.. LIKE TALKING LIONS DO WHEN THEY APPEAR ON TV. SHE PUT THOSE 'POWERS' TO FOOD USE.. (MATING WITH HARRY POTTER).
THE JIGGLYPUFF HUMPED THE #MANLY DOG AND THEN FROLICKED INTO A DISTANT WONDERLAND. FOR FEAR OF BEING DRAPED LIKE A CURTAIN (which as we all know, is how SIRIUS (BUNNIEZ) was eaten BY SHARKS WITH PANDA FEET), MOOCHKA TOOK THIS CHANCE TO FLAMBOYANTLY PRANCE OUT OF THE CLOSET FOR A STRIP TEASE. MOOCHKA, BEING AN EXTREMELY SEXY CREATURE, SAUNTERED OVER TO COOL PLANT THAT IS NOT A DWARF PARK, AND BURROWED SEXILY, "I RAPED SOME NOMS" COOL PLANET THAT IS SO A DWARF BARK WAS RAPED TO HIS FRILLY BEETLE COREEEE BY SUCH A HAPPY AND HOT STATEMENT.
AND THEN, OUT OF THE CLOSET CAME DUMBLEDORE, WEARING A VERY, MERRY LARGE GIFT IN HIS PANTS ;) CREEPY WINK. MOOCHKA RAN FURIOUSLY TOWARD HIM, STICKING HIS LONG, BUSHY TAIL RIGHT INBETWEEN DUMBLEDORE'S BARE LEGS...WHEN ZEFRON WALKED IN DUBMBLEDORE QUICKLY PULLED OFF HIS OFFICIAL TWATLIGHT CULLEN CULT (YUM) SHIT AND PRETENDED TO BE COOL WITH IT. BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW, HARRY POTTER LOVED ZEFRON THE MOST BEFORE ZEFRON'S TRAGIC ACCIDENT AND PASSING AWAY DUE TO BEING NAILED TOO MANY TIMES BY THE #MANLY BAGUETTE OF GOD "JONAS" ESTHER - HOT!.
HE THEN PUT TOGETHER A LONG CHORE LIST OF POOP TIMES, ALL IN POOP-TWO-GEESE. ZEFRON WAS TURNED ON BY THE CHORES HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE BUTT, BUT DID THEM IN THE PANTS ANYWAY, BECAUSE HE WAS DUMBLEDORE'S HUFFLEPUFF SLAVE BY UNBREAKALBE LOVIN' RULES. DUMBLEDORE THEN EXCLAIMED, "I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAAAY BAR CALLED PIGFARTS ON MARS" IN A YOUTUBE COMMENT. HOOAAAAAAAAAAAH... FOR BEING A RAY... OF MOONSHINE!"
MOOCHKA, RATHER CONFUSED, SHOUTED, "HOLD ME DOWN BEFORE IT EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE!" (TWSS!) DUMBLEDORE WAS OLD, WISE AND EXPERIENCED. REMUS LUPIN THEN BURST INTO THE ROOM, SCANTILY CLAD IN BUBBLEWRAP AND AN INNERTUBE. RIGHT THEN, DUMBLEDORE PEED. REMUS. THIS MAN-WOLF-RAWR WAS THE ONE FOR HIM.

DUMBLEDORE PROCLAIMED DRUNKENLY, WITH NO CLOTHES ON (POTTER PUPPET PALS STYLE), "HEY REMUS YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND (OH NO), HEY REMUS. HEY HEY. HEY REMUS. "

REMUS LOOKED AT HIM AND FARTED BUT REALLY SNEEZED. THEN HE SAID "YOU'RE SO FINE YOUALSDKJFLKAJ DAMN. " <-- HOT. "TAKE ME RIGHT HERE ON QUEEN RANAVALONA THE FIRST'S DESK!" THEN THEY GO BACK TO BACK AND BANG WHILE CONTEMPLATING THEIR NEXT DATE, ROLLERBLADING AND WATCHING SHE'S ALL THAT WITH RYAN SEACREST AND PRINCE CHARMING.

JUST THEN, CEDRIC STUPIDLY, A HORNY STUDENT FROM THE LAMEST EFFING HOUSE EVARRR, CAME INTO THE ROOM WITH NEVILLE SCHLONGBOTTOM, TOTALLY AWARE THAT IT WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED. CEDRIC BLUSHED MORE THAN HE HAD WHEN PROFESSOR SPROUT CONTEMPLATED HIS EARMUFFS AND SAID "I SAY WE *INTERUPTED* YOU IN A RATHER #MANLY SITUATION- NOW WE JOIN?" :O "FANFICTION TIME! FOURSIES?" DUMBLEDORE SUGGESTED WITH A ROUGISH WINK. LUPIN THEN SAW THE PRESENT DUMBLEDORE HAD BEEN RIDING IN HIS PANTS AND TRANSFORMED INTO A MERMAID! "NOT A PROBLEM," SAID CEDRIC. SCHLONGBOTTOM AND CEDRIC THEN TRANSFIGURED INTO MOOCHKA AND COOL PLANET THAT IS NOT DWARF SPARKY THE DOG.

JUST THEN, DARREN USED HER FRAK LOAD OF MAGICAL SKILLZ AND APPARATED TO RAPE HEDWIG IN HER SAUCY VOICE ACCOMPLISHED WITH THE HELP OF DARREN CRISS, A UNICORN, AND A MOTOR. "I'M ON A BOAT," SQUEALED SCHLONGBOTTOM EXCITEDLY. "THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE MY NANA'S STRIP TEASE PARTY" JOE WALKER GROWLED IN HIS VOLDEMORT VOICE AS HE FLOO POWDER POWERED TO THE #MANLY VICINITY. HE SIMPLY FARTED OUT OF HIS TURBAN TO ANNOUNCE HIS PRESENCE TO THEM ALL! LITTLE DID THEY ALL KNOW VOLDY BROUGHT HIS RAPE SHOES WITH HIM AND INTENDED TO HAVE A RAPE BATTLE BEFORE PWNING THEM ALL BECAUSE WROCK STARS HAVE THE HARDEST ****. AND MAKE FOR THE BEST RIDE FOURTH FANTASY (WE ALL POOP IN YOUR MOM'S PANTIES).

DUMBLEDORE BEGAN TO "USE" THE RESTROOM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM ALL WHILE READING #MANLY KNITTING PATTERNS. CEDRIC EXERCISED HIMSLF TO GET SOME MOMS, MOOCHKA AND COOL PLANET THAT IS NOT DWARF SPARKY THE DOG DROOLING AT HIS ANKLES, AND REMUS AND SCHLONGBOTTOM WERE LEFT ALONE TO PLAY.
REMUS LOOKED AROUND AND ASKED IF SCHLONGBOTTOM WANTED TO "PLAY" SOME "WIZARD" "CHESS". "HELLZ YEAHH!" SAID SCHLONG"BOTTOM", READY TO "BEAT" REMUS'S BACKSIDE HARD, REAL HARD BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN WAITING TO DO SO ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY.
JUST AS THEY WERE GETTING REALLY INTO IT (THE "CHESS"), DUMBLEDORE ANNOUNCED HIS PRESENCE, AGAIN, THAT'S HOW HE ROLLS, WITH A SNOG. HE FELT UP LUPIN'S "CHEEK" AND TOLD HIM HE HAD NICE "SKIN" BEFORE ASKING HIM TO RIDE HIM IN THE "PLAYGROUND". "I'M MAGICAL!" DUMBLEDORE EXCLAIMED. "LIKE THE ENGERIZER SIRIUS BUNNY I JUST KEEP GOING AND GOING AND GOING!"
LIKE A LITTLE GUINEA PIG GONNA TAKE YOU UP TO WINNIPEG (THAT'S IN YOUR PANTS) AT THIS POINT, DARREN AND DARREN RETURNED FROM "FANGIRLING" EACH OTHER. (AS IN THEY JOINED IN ON THE "FUN" THAT DEFINITELY ISN'T DIRTY IN ANY WAY.) THEY WERE HAVING SUPER-MEGA-FOXY-AWESOME-HOT-SEXY-FUN-TIME IN EACH OTHER'S GRANDMOTHER'S PANTIES. IT'S A EUPHEMISM FOR IN-YOUR-ENDO.

FILCH PRANCED IN, NAKEDLY RIDING PEEVES, AND SPOTTED THE SEXY FUN. "DID SOMEONE SAY "NAKEY TIME"?!" FILCH GIGGLED, LICKING DUMBLEDORE'S MOM'S LIPS.

THEN THEY "ATE" SOME "DINNER" AFTER HOURS OF NAKED "WIZARD" "CHESS." AND "ADMIRING" EACH OTHER'S "SKIN" IN THEIR GRANDMOTHER'S PANTIES. DUMBLEDORE SIMPLY FARTED IN GRINDELWALD'S MOUTH. "YUMMY, WHAT WAS THAT?" GRINDEWALD ASKED, WONDERING WHERE THE LEMON-DROP-FLAVORED SUBSTANCE "CAME" FROM. "I WAS SLEEPING AND WET DREAMING ABOUT EATING YOUR "MARSHMALLOWS" WHEN SUDDENLY I TASTED SOMETHING DELICIOUS THAT REMINDED ME OF - WAIT, IT CAN'T BE!" HE RUBBED HIS EYES AND BLINKED TWICE. "DUMBLEDORE! AT LONG LAST! WE HAVE REUNITED! MAY I "TIE YOUR SHOE"?""


@MAUREENJOHNSON LICKED HER LAPTOP, TURNED ON BY HER LATEST UPDATE TO HER NEW BOOK, "IN-YOUR-ENDO".

DOLPHINS ARE PORTKEYS.
FOOTBALLS ARE TOO (AMERICAN OR BRITISH?)

SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE WILL BE MARRYING THE SORTING HAT
WHERE: PIGFARTS IS ON MARS
WHEN: JULY 30, 2009
RSVP TO DUMBLEDORE ASAP
BRING BROWNIES


Isn't this FOUND illegal in some places? ILLEGAL? IMPERSONATIOB. I AM REAL FAKE JOHN "JONAS" GREEN oh I forgot where i was going with this. OH YEAH AND I CAN SPAZ 'CAUSE I'M A GUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT ANT.

I bet if we read this again we'll facepalm.
Man, this would make a great blog post.
Please post it. Without names. GOT IT JOHN?

Etherpad. Same old story.

I actually haven't read or written any of this. So don't blame me.


ESTHERPAD

SEXDUCKS: A HISTORY


HI #MANLY MEN WHO LIKE TO SEX ME UP. CALL ME *WINK* (ME AS IN ORGY :P)
HEY SEXYONE
HAY HAY IS FOR HORSES LOLYYY.
EVERYTHING IS IN BLACK OR WHITE. CHOOSE. LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON HAD TO. (TOO SOON?) TOO SOON!
WHAT *GRABS HER SISTER'S CROTCH* THE HELL IS THIS? YOU EXPECT ME TO FLING ABOUT HER I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER! I'TS JUST A LITTLE SEX DRACO WAKE UP I'M BACON (HARRY POTTER'S FAVOURITE BEDOODOO) SHE IS THE HOTTEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEXED. HAHAHAHA. YEEES. GO GRAB THE CROTCH AGAIN!
HI. SEX ME UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND RIGHT NOW
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND WHEN YOU GO DOWN
YOU WANTED CAPS? SAY IT LOUDER.
HOW DO I SEX? YOU DON'T. FUCK
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
I'M CERTAIN JOHN GREEN HAS A SEX GOD OF A BROTHER TOO. I'LL IMAGINE YOUR MOM'S THINGS WITH COMPLEXITY IN YOUR PANTS. ALL NAPTIME LONG.
OMG WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SEXING? UR MUM IN MY PANTS.
69
HEY IT NEVER HAS TO BE IN MY PANTS YEAH.
OH YEAH, THE ONE FOOL IS SEX HAS TO BE IN MAH BELLY
I FORGOT HOW TO BE IN YOUR MOM'S PANTS.
TALK IN CAPS PEOPLE. NO UNCAPS. THOSE ARE #UNMANLY AND#TWILIGHTLY
I WILL TALK HOW I T

HOW DO YOU FEEL UP MOMS? WE COVET IT. WE GLOMP IT. A HELL YES AND SEXDUCKS IT UP

...SEX FOR WORDS. GIVE ME YOUR TWINKIE AND I GIVE YOU SEX. BUT YOU SHOULD ACCIO OREO DOUBLE STUFF PROSTITUTE. THEY'RE BETTER. I WILL SEX YOUR COOKIE BODY.
I'LL TITPIC UP THE "BUTTON" THAT YOU "UNBUTTONED" (MAH PANTS!) CAUSE YOU'RE HORNY IN A #MANLY WAY LIKE THAT TIME JOHN GREEN UNBUTTONED A BUTTON. WOAH. AND SAID DIRTY THINGS. BEST. POE BUST. EVER.
JOHN GREEN SHOULD UNBUTTON HIS PLANTS WHILE I BITE YOURS OFF NEXT. TOUCHATOUCHATOUCH ME!
SHE WANTS TO TOUCH ME, WHOAAA, SHE WANTS TO LOVE ME, WHOAAA, SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME, WHOAAA, WHOAAAAAAAA
DON'T TRUST A MONKEY WITH PANTS
I "CALLED" HIM ON THE "PHONE" AND HE SEXED HIMSELF.
I AM SEXDUCKS. QUACK. DON'T QUACK ON ME?
WOW. THIS IS GETTING VERY SEXDUCKSUAL IN YOUR SEXDUCKS. BUT I GUESS THAT MAKES NO SENSE SINCE WE ALL HAVE THE SEXDUCKS IN THE CROTCH.
NERDFIGHTERS ARE THE SEXIEST BREASTS IN MY PANTS. DECREASING WORLD SUCK BY INCREASING WORLD SEX!!!11! ONE PORNBOT AT A TIME!
JOHN GREEN IS A SEX DEMON. FACT. 20Q PAYS SO MUCH TO KNOW THIS! OR IT SHOULD! CUZ 20Q KNOWS WHERE YOU SLEEP!

YES IT'S "THE FIRE TRUCK" THAT I ONCE "HOT DOGGED" UR MUM AS THE KIND OF SEX WITH DUCKS, YES I'VE BEEN BUNNY AND I'VE BEEN SEXED AND THROUGH IT ALL, YES I HAVE SLEPT WITH THAT IT IS NOT WHETHER OR NOT YOU GET BUNGEE BUT HOW SLOW THE ICE CREAM GETS TURNED

BUT MY FIENDS, I'VE FOUND AN ANIMAL WHO DOESN'T FEEL THIS ARKA PAIN, AND MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT I CAN FEEL ARKA UP THE SAME
^^
WTFFFFFFFF (<- THIS MUST BE PAARDVARKA) (LULS, WIN)

FORTYTWO
BLOODY SEX, GUYS. NOW I'LL NEVER SLEEP WITH YOUR MOM NOW SHE'S IMPREGNATED WITH SEXDUCKS IN HER PANTS.

BRAINZ, BRAINZ, THE MUSCULAR FRUIT. THE MORE YOU SEX THE MORE YOU BOOT. THE MORE YOU DROOL, THE BETTER YOU PEEL TOMATOES. LET'S HAVE BRAINZ FOR EVERY MEAL. BUT NOT EYES. NO NOMING THE EYES.

I DON'T THINK YOU SEX WHAT YOU THINK YOU SEXDUCKS BABY, BUT BABY DOUGHNUT YOU THINK THAT I JALAPEÑO (TILDE FTW) TILDE WTF? YOUR MANLINESS WHAT I KNOW MAYBE BABE. I DON'T THINK, YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW? I KNOW SEX I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW POOP IN THE BASKETBALL HOOP.


SO ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS SEXDUCK WHO ALWAYS FELT LEFT OUT.. IT WAS A SEXY SEXDUCK. ONE DAY HESHEIT WOBBLED OUTSIDE, BUT IT STARTED BRAINING!
BRAINCEST, THE BEST KIND OF CEST. ALL WE WANT TO DO IS "EAT" YOUR BRAINS.

DID SOMEONE SEX DRACO MILFOY? (I DID!) *ROLLS ON FLOOR LIKE DRACO* PICK THEM UP! WE DON'T WASTE A BONER. (SERIOUSLY, I SAW THAT ON TFLN) SIRIUSLY?????

ANYWAY, THIS DUCK WAS SEXING ALONG, IN THE BRAIN, HIS FEATHERS GETTING ALL BUBBLEGUMMY, WHEN HE SAW, OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, A SEX CHICKEN RIDING ON A BOAT, A MOTHEREFFING BOAT. THE DUCK PANICKED A LITTLE, BECAUSE, YOU SEE, HE WAS SCARED OF CHICKENSEX. AND THIS PARTICULAR CHICKEN HAD A #DUCKY DUCKSEXING NECKBEARD


HANK GREEN HAS THE SEXDUCKSIEST DUCKSEX AND LIKES TO PLAY SEX AND DUNGEONS WITH SEXY NERD BEARDS ALL THE SEXYTIME! TWSS


ALL MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, YOU WANNA TRADE SEXUALMALLARDS, DAMN RIGHT, I WANNA TRADE SEXUALMALLARDS, I WILL TRADE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARZARD (SO IT RHYMES). MAYBE MY BEST FRIEND MORGAN JOHNSON WILL LEND YOU HER "NOMSTERS". AND BY NOMSTERS I SEX PILLOWS. AND THE CARDS, WE'LL TOSS THEM AWAY IN FLAVOR OF SEXDUCKS.

THROW IN THAT PACK OF BAGEL TIGERS AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A HOWIE MAN-DEAL. I'M BALD


WHEN I'M ALONE I "QUOTE MYSELF". SLOWLY, SLOWLY, SLOWLY GETTING FASTER, IT IS SO EXCITING! I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT. I'M ABOUT TO LOSE SEXDUCKS AND I THINK I LIKE IT.
I LIKE TO **** (FILL IN THE BLANK) ALL DAAAAAAAAAAY
^SEXDUCK
^THAT IS FREAKING GORGEOUS AND WOULD BE LOVELY IN MY PANTS. YES, SIRIUSLY. NO REGULUSLY SEX IT IN MY PLANTZ. RAINBOW IN MY MANPANTIES. COME *IN* OH AT WORKS TOO I GUESS MY PANTIES.

NERDS DON'T DO IT WELL IN JOHN 'SEX GODDESS' GREEN'S PANTS. THEY DO IT IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY FACE
WHAT COULD YOU DO WITH A POE BUST!?!?!? WHY YOU COULD PUT IT IN YOUR PANTS, YES YES PLZ. YES

NERDYSEXROUNDS (OR "NERDS") ARE FUN BECAUSE YOU CAN RIDE THEM FOR FREE. THEY MAKE ME "PUKE" IN MY PANTS. BUT THEY'RE B-O-X-X-Y. MORE THAN ENOUGH. AROUND THE CLOCK, WITH NOBODY ELSE, S-E-X-X-Y. COOKIE IN ONE HAND. WIG ON HER HEAD. I NEVER LISTEN TO THAT SONG BECAUSE JOHN FLANSBURGH BEING SEXUAL IS TERRIFYING TO THINK ABOUT. AND BECAUSE I'M AN ANTEATER
BUT I'M NOT FREE. I CHARGE, YO.I CHARGE PER SEXDUCK. ME TOO. SEX4WORDS. GIMME BOOK. (OR IF YOU'RE SCREWING THE COOKIE NOMSTER, GIMME COOKIE) OKAY.


WHAT'S A PIRATE MINUS THE HIPS THAT DO NOT LIE? JUST A CREATIVE GNOMELESS GUY. AND AN ANTEATER PLUS A LARGE HUNGRY MUTANT NUN? AN IRONIC WAY TO DIE. FUCK YOU I'M AN ANTEATER! LIKE ARTHUR? WAIT HE'S AN AARDVARK. SEX FOR WORDS JUST GOT PISSED
AND DON'T SEX THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM IS YOUR "FRIEND"! HAVING SEXDUCKS ISN'T HARD WHEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR LIBRARY MALLARD! JERKYLL JERKYLL HYDE JERKYLL HIDE HIDE JERKOFF


ZEFRANK SEXTHATTOO.

HOT SEX LIFE PHOTOPORNOGRAPHY.

I CAN'T SEX YOU CUZ YOU DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUNLIGHT LIKE EDWARD CULLEN YOU CAN WEAR #MANLY MAKEUP AND ACT ALL COMPLEX AND #SEXDUCKSUAL

I AM NOT A PRONOGRAPHER BUT I AM A SEXGOD NEITHER IS JOHN WELL TO THE PORNOGRAPHER FART (IT WAS SIMPLY A FAAAART) NOT ARKA PAIN ONLY JOHN GREEN IS MOTHER EFFING SEXGODS. OH HELLZ TO THE YEAH!
I LIKE GRAPES (FOLLOW THE BUTTS!). BLACK, NATIONALIST RAPE IN MY PANTS.
WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY
HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY

MY HEART IS SHAPED LIKE HUGE LAURIE I WOULD WEAR IT ALL NIGHT LONG. WHERE MY HEART IS AT. I FREAKING SEX THAT MAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA. NO BUT I DO BECAUSE I AM HUGE "LAURIE", YOU ARE STARTING TO CREEP ME OUT.

I SWEAR I WOULD ALL THE TIME TYPE HUGH INSTEAD OF HUG OR HUGE IN MY PANTS I SEX THAT MAN SO FREAKIN MUCH. NO SERIOUSLY STOP


THIS ISN'T HOGWARTS. THIS IS A CONCRETE BOXXY! BUT REALLY ALL WE ARE IS JUST MONKEYS WITH #PIGFARTS (THAT'S ON MARS) BOXXY LIVES ON MALLARDS
POTHEAD NERDFIGHTER TWINS FTLtw

OVERLY SERIOUS TIMMY STOLE MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

SEX MAKE ME PEE. SEX MAKE ME PEE. SEX MAKE ME PEE LIKE A NATURAL SEXWITHORANGES (DAMN, THAT SEXY JAZZA) #MAN. WOOOO #MAAAAAN.
(drunk) CAPS ALWAYS GET SOME ALL NIGHT LONG, BUT NEVER NUDE. #THREADLESS, NUDE NO MORE

I REALLY LIKE HOW HANK SAYS SPICED. I LIKE HOW RAOCOW SAYS SENTIENT. <---DEMO
FOUND A HEAAAAAAARRRRRRRT. <3 <3 <3 <3
MOST. ADORABLE. FRENCH CANADIAN. NOTUBE GUY. EVER. VERY MUCH JOHN GREENED. SO ADORABLER HE MELTS IN MY, MOUTH, NOT IN MY HANDS. I WANT TO HAVE LITTLE ADORABLE FRENCH CANADIAN YOUTUBE BABIES WITH HIM. I SAW A PICTURE OF HIM D: DON'T EVER SHOW ME

HE'S 6' FREAKIN 5. SO'S YOUR MOM. LIES DOWN ON THE FLOOR. 6'6.

how LONG can you SEX? CAN YOU SEX ON THE FLOOR?
down low.
#manly <--- WTF MINISKIRT? #UNMALLARDLY NOT JUST #neutral BUT #UNMANLY!
HOTPOCKET ON THE SWALLOW HURLEY FTW.
D:

HANK POOPED IN MY PANTS. GOOD! I AM WEARING A DIAPER!

SO ANYWAY, THIS SEXDUCK WAS WALTZING ALONG, SPOTTING THE CHICKEN WHO WAS CROSSING THE ROAD IN THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, WHEN HE STEPS IN A PUDDLE OF SEX. DUCKS CAN UNUSUALLY SWARM BUT THIS DUCK IS ONLY GOD AT DUCKSEX. SO THIS DUCK FARTS OUT AND STARTS KINKING. THEN HE HAS LOTS OF DUCKSEX WITH FEATHERS.
SEX.
XES.

She's a dead boy's MOM (AKA: MINISTRY OF MAGIC)! CARPS, WHERE ARE YOUR CARPS! I FORGOT TO TURN THEM BACK ON! ON ALWAYS ON. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
FArkaIL
I WANNA SNOG ALAN RICKMAN. WHO IS THE YELLOW? (ARKA HATES YELLOW, AND THEREFORE HATES MORGAN. SHE CRIES HERSELF TO SEX) I WILL INFORM ALAN OF THIS AND BELIEVE YOU ME MICHAEL MOTHER EFFING GAMBON WILL BEAT YOU SENSELESS WITH A DISCO STICK. HE'S PRETTY SEXXCORE. HE'S BRINGING SEXYDUCKS.I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOR I AM BECAUSE I SUCKDUCKS. SUCKDUCKS IS NOT THE NEW SEXDUCKS. SEXDUCKS IS THE NEW SEXDUCKS


THE MOST REPARKABLE THING ABOUT COMING HOME TO YOU IS THE FEELING OF SEXING IN MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK AGAIN. IT'S THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY TOPPING ON THE WHOLE PIZZA.

I HAVE TWO BIG HANDS AND A HEART PUMPING "BLOOD" AND A 1967 COLT .45 (BABY THAT'S ALL WE NEED (GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE)) WITH THE MYTHBUSTED SAFETY CATCH. THE WORLD SHINES AS I CROSS THE BACON COUNTY LINE. GOING TO GEORGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

THE MOST REMARKABLE THING ABOUT YOU SEXING IN THE DOORWAY IS THAT IT'S YOU AND THAT YOU'RE SEXING IN THE DOORWAY, AND YOU SMILE AS YOU PEAS THE GUN FROM MY HAND. I AM "FROZEN" WITH "JOY" RIGHT WHERE I STAND. THE WORLD THROWS ITS LIGHT UNDERNEATH YOUR BEARD. >9000 MILES FROM ATLANTA, THIS IS NOWHERE.

GOING TO GEORGIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.



ALL I WANT TO DO IS SNOG. GET ME SOMEONE TO SNOG. PLEASE? :-*
ALL WE WANNA DO IS "MEAT" YOUR "GRAINS"
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS. THEIR TOPS ARE MADE OF BLUBBER, THEIR BOTTOMS ARE MADE UP OF FINS. THEY'RE BOUNCY, TROUNCY, SPROUNCY, FLOUNCY, FULL OF PUN PUN PUN! THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT MALLARDS IS THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE. IIIIIIIIIII'M THE ONLY SEXDUCK!




over 9000

HOW #MANLY LINES ARE THERE TOTAL?
151


sextweeters "coming" at you 7 days a week!
INTERNATIONAL!!!

Omigod.

Wanna here something MINDBLOWING today?
And its not about #sexducks, I'm not even going to MENTION #sexducks.
(#sexducks #sexducks #sexducks #sexducks #sexducks)

You really know Twitter has gone huge when THIS happens:
Dad's-friend-named-Tim: Yeah, so I was tweeting the other day on my Twitter, FloridaJayhawk
Dad: Oh my god YOU'RE FloridaJayhawk!? Dude, I've been following you for MONTHS!
Me: *over in the corner on the computer on skype with stalker friends* o_O

The. End.

What we REALLY talked about.

What the people behind the stars REALLY talked about.
Which is what the stars talked about.
NOTHING.

STORY. TIMEY WIMEY. YEAH! #MOMLY w00t
CRAPS FTW. I PROBE YOUR MOM.YELL FTW


SOUP. NO SOUP FOR YOUNGLINGS.

ONCE UPON A DIME THERE WAS A Q-Q-UIRREL IN MY PANTS WITH A BLOCK OF SPICE GIRLS DVD SEXDUCKS.
AND THIS UH Q-QUIRREL ENJOYED EATING NINJA PRESIDENTS.
AND SHE HAD A T-SHIRT THAT HAD FUNICORNS ON IT AND #NOPRANCE BUT. SHE ATED UNICORNS. SO SHE TOOK IT OFF. AND REPLACED IT WITH A WEATHERVEST.
BECAUSE WEATHERVESTS ARE CHICKEN MAGNETS AND SHE HAD A THING FOR CHICKENS, JUST ASK CRAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS. HE NEVER DIES. EVEN THOUGH HE GOT EATEN BY CHUCK NORRIS'S MOM'S SQUID. BUT CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T HAVE A MOM SO ITS REALLY QUIET. AWESOME! SHE RAISED A SQUID AND NAMED IT GEORGE.

THEN DARREN CRISS TOOK HIS WANG OUT. AND USED IT AS A MICROPHONE AND SANG A LOVE SONG TO "GEORGE". OH NOW THAT IS SEXY. THEN MALFOY "CAME" AND STROLLED AROUND WHILE BEATING A GREEN HAMSTER COMPLEXLY
.HOWEVER, THIS HAMSTER ACCIDENTLY GOT STUCK IN HIS BUTT SO HAGRID HAD TO GIVE HIM THE UH NECESSARY SURVIVAL ANTICS MAKING FANGIRLS HAVE VERY DIRTY HAIR. AH I SEE. THEN OBVIOUSLY, MY BFF J.K. ROWLING STEPPED IN BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT OKAY WITH THIS. SHE SHOWED THEM A VIDEO OF THE CORRECT SEX POSITION THEY SHOULD BE SEXING THIS IN. BUT JUST THEN, WALDEMART CAME "RIDING" ON HIS PINK "HOVERBOARD" AND STOLE THE MANUSCRIPT TO SCARLETT FEVER. AND THEN PROCEDED TO WALK TO HIS LAIR. ARKA "PEED IN THE BATHROOM" AT WALDEMART.

PEOPLE WHO LOVE DUCKS WHO LOVE DUCKS WHO LOVE BLAZE

@SEXDUCKS SEX SEX HOMOSEXUAL NECROPHILLIAC DUCKSEX
DUCKS PONIES DUCKS PONIES DUCKS PONIES DUCKS


*whispers* darren criss.



POOP

AND
THE
FISH
RAN
AWAY
WITH
THE
SPORK.
BUT THEN THE FOWL GOT JESUS, AND BROKEBACK MOUNTAINED THE FISH INTO A TRILLION SCALLOPS. I LIKE FIG BUGTS AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JOHN WOULD EVER GROPE A PANDA.
I HAD NO IDEA JOHN COULD IMAGINE A PANDA COMPLEXLY. JOHN ENGINES EVERYTHING SEXILY. THAT IS WHY HE IS @REALJOHNGREEN.

AND THEN MY MOTHER CAME INTO THE CHAT AND SAW ME FANGIRLING MY BIGGEST IDOL (me of course) AND SHE GROUNDED ME.
AND TOOK AWAY MY ROCKETSHIP AND MY HERMIONE GRANGER.


AND THEN JK ROWLING FINALLY GAVE JOHN GREEN THE CANON CARD THAT HE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR FOR FIVE YEARS. THEN JOHN NOE PROCEEDED TO PUNCH STEVE VANDER ARK IN THE FACE WHILE JOHN GREEN MOONED HIM. (MOONING)

HEY I AM GOING TO TYPE SOME SONG LYRICS DON'T MIND READ ME.

IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND GRAZED, ON THE FARM IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY ALEX DAYS. CHILLIN OUT MAXIN RELAXIN ALL JOKES AND ALL SHOOTIN SOME BBS OUTSIDE OF THE PRAIRE, WHEN A COUPLE OF DECEPTICONS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKIN WORLD SUCK IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

I GOT IN ONE #MANLY FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT WASTED HOMOPHOBIC AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN PRIVET DRIVE.

I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH HER THE OTHER ALEX DAY, BUT SHE PACKED MY SUITCASE AND SENT ME ON MY WAY. SHE GAVE ME A KISSING AND SHE GAVE ME A TICKET, I PUT MY WALKMAN ON AND SAID "MIGHT AS WELL KILL IT"

FIRST ASS, YO, THIS IS BAD, DRINKIN ORANGE JUICE OUT OF A CHAMPAGNE ASS. IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE OF BELAIRE ARE LIVIN LIKE? HMMMM THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT.

I WHISTLED FOR A #MANLY LADY AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR, THE LICENSE PLATE SAID 'FRESH' AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT MAN, FORGET IT. YO HOMES TO BELAIRE.

I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE "YO HOMES, SEE YOU LATER" LOOKED AT MY MUSHROOM KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON THE THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BELAIRE.

THEN I DIED.

*BOWS*

In which YA Authors, and misc people talk. Or do that?

In which John Green, John Noe, J. K. Rowling, Scott Westerfeld, Alex Carpenter, Darren Criss, Maureen Johnson, The Predator, Charlie aka charlieissocoollike aka charlieissobritishlike, Stephanie Meyer, Kristina Horner, Alex Day, Alan aka fallofautumndistro, Mom, another John Green, Winky, Ron, Dumbledore, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Zefron, and Matt Maggiacomo chat about everything and nothing.

Never leave bored teenagers do imagine things complexly.



Julian: :P
arka: DAMN
Maddie: :D
Valerie: you can change colors
Esther: I'M GREEN
Maddie: blue
Julian: I'm op color
Maddie: ahahaha
Esther: hahah
Maddie: XD
Maddie: HAHAHA
Valerie: BE ORANGE THEN ARKA
Valerie: ah caps D:
Maddie: this is too much fun
arka: WHO IS JOHN GREEN
2:58 arka: oh
2:58 John Green: I am
2:58 John Green: Just imagining complexly over here and stuffs, don't mind me
2:59 J.K. Rowling: Hey
3:01 Maureen Johnson: I BE IN YOUR INTERWEBZ
3:01 Maureen Johnson: WITH MAH HAMSTERS
3:01 Darren Criss: :O
3:01 Maureen Johnson: :O
3:02 Maureen Johnson: Is the predator in the room?
3:02 The Predator: Why yes
3:02 Maddie: XD
3:02 Maureen Johnson: XD
3:02 J.K. Rowling: Look at me, I'm British
3:02 Esther: WHO'S MAUREEN
3:02 J.K. Rowling: YOUR MOM
3:02 Maureen Johnson: WHO THE EFF IS HANK?
3:02 J.K. Rowling: *MUJM\
3:02 J.K. Rowling: *MUM
3:02 J.K. Rowling: EVEN JKR MAKES TYPOS
3:02 Charlieissobritishlike: I'm more British!
3:03 Esther: MUJM
3:03 Maureen Johnson: J.K. Rowling- let's be bffs, KAY?
3:03 Maddie: hahahahaha
3:04 J.K. Rowling: Okay, but you have to mention one of my books in one of yours
3:04 Maddie: because maureen hasnt done that yet
3:04 Maureen Johnson: My HAMSTERS will LIKE you
3:04 Maddie: at ALL
3:04 J.K. Rowling: okay, it can be a short story
3:04 J.K. Rowling: like in Let It Snow
3:04 Maddie: in a uh, romance novel
3:04 Lindsay: No, she definitely hasn't
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : Hello, females
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : and John Green
3:08 Lindsay: XD
3:08 Maureen Johnson: Hello SCOTTY!
3:08 John Green: Hello Scott
3:08 J.K. Rowling: Someone should take a screenshot
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : Oh, Maureen
3:08 Maureen Johnson: Oh, Scotty
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : YOU'RE here
3:08 J.K. Rowling: and @reply all of us in it
3:08 Maureen Johnson: I AM here!
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : My evil minions didn't tell me about you
3:09 J.K. Rowling: mine's @jkrowling4rlz
3:09 Maureen Johnson: My monkies never told me about YOU!
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : Of course
3:09 Maureen Johnson: Neither did the HAMSTERS!
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : They don't think things complexly enough
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : Right John?>
3:09 John Green: Correct
3:09 John Green: You have to imagine complexion simply in order for it to be complex enough to interpret correctly
3:10 Scott Westerfeld : Of course
3:10 Scott Westerfeld : and there need to be hoverboards
3:10 Maureen Johnson: Right.... I want a sandwich.
3:10 J.K. Rowling: I want some tea
3:10 John Green: *signs stuffs*
3:10 Maureen Johnson: Oh J.K. Rowling 3:11 Scott Westerfeld : *looks around at everybody from his hoverboard*
3:11 Esther: XD
3:11 J.K. Rowling: bug off you bloody yankee
3:12 Scott Westerfeld : Jo, you know I heard Maureen say that shes better than you
3:12 Scott Westerfeld : Because she has two series and you only have one
3:12 Maureen Johnson: Don't listen to SCOTTY!
3:12 Maureen Johnson: He LIES!
3:13 Scott Westerfeld : Yeah, I know. I mean, MJ you were dumb enough to let me finish the Scarlett Series lest anything happen to you.
3:13 Scott Westerfeld : Not quite that smart.
3:13 Maureen Johnson: Right. Of course.
3:13 Maureen Johnson: It SEEMED like a good idea at the time.
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : Yeah, so did naming a book "Uglies"
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : making many girls feeling ugly around the globe buy my book
3:14 John Green: It also seemed like a good idea to read, Twilight.
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : Its just a good thing Stephanie isn't here
3:14 John Green: It was not.
3:14 Maureen Johnson: It, too, seemed like a good idea to underestimate twitterers
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : Oh wait what?
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : Cassie? You're here?
3:15 John Green: Now that Stephenie isn't here or mass viewers, we can poke fun at her
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
3:15 Maureen Johnson: Yeah! Poke fun!
3:15 J.K. Rowling: LALALALALA LOOK AT MEE I AM BRITISH AND SOPHISTICATED.
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : I heard a girl saying that Stephanie Meyer invented the word "vampire"
3:16 Scott Westerfeld :
3:16 Scott Westerfeld : They also believed that I didn't invent the word "peeps."
3:16 John Green: I heard a girl telling a joke, the pun was "Twilight is the best book ever!"
3:16 J.K. Rowling: I invented Dawlish.
3:16 Stephenie Meyer: I DID invent the word vampire
3:16 Maureen Johnson: Oh! Well... I invented..
3:17 John Green: Oh Stephenie! We were just praising you!
3:17 Esther: HOVERBOARDS.
3:17 Stephenie Meyer: Edward is gorgeous isn't he?
3:17 Maureen Johnson: CHOCOLATE!
3:17 John Green: *gets on his knees*
3:17 Scott Westerfeld : Oh crap
3:17 Scott Westerfeld : *leaves*
3:17 John Green: *taking leave*
3:18 Kristina Horner: Hey John
3:18 fallofautumndistro: hi
3:18 Esther: KRISTINA!
3:18 Kristina Horner: Hi guys
3:18 Esther: ALAN.
3:18 Kristina Horner: I was just making out with Alex
3:18 Kristina Horner: hows it going?
3:18 John Green: Hello guys
3:18 fallofautumndistro: hey John
3:18 John Green: So was I!
3:18 Alex Day: Yes. It was quite enjoyable. Lol. I want tea
3:18 Stephenie Meyer: I was just staring at Edward. In my mind. He's so beautiful.
3:18 Kristina Horner: God, the british follow me everywhere
3:18 John Green: Alex: With me or Kristina?
3:19 Kristina Horner: ME OF COURSE
3:19 Kristina Horner: Tell him Alex
3:19 Alex Day: Of course. Along with the Neri-army
3:19 Alex Day: WITH KRISTINA OF COURSE
3:19 Alex Day: (Sorry John, she FORCED me)
3:19 Kristina Horner: Good. I'd hate for you to make another apology video with a Beatles' song
3:19 John Green: *scoffs*
3:19 Kristina Horner: OH WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
3:19 Alex Day: Yeah. Although i thought that was a pretty good deal.
3:20 John Green: It's ok I'll just imagine this conversation complexly and get over it
3:20 Alex Day: NOTHING KRISTINA, LOVE. <3
3:20 John Green: whipped
3:20 Kristina Horner: Yeah Alex<3
3:21 Alex Day: I GIVE UP!
3:21 Alex Day: I CAN'T DO BOTH!
3:21 Alex Day: MY DISGUISE WAS GOING SO WELL!
3:21 Kristina Horner: Alex love don't say that.
3:21 Kristina Horner: I mean I'm going to be in England for awhile
3:21 Kristina Horner: It will be awkward...
3:21 Alex Carpenter: *hair flip*
3:21 Kristina Horner: OMG ALEX CARPENTER
3:22 Darren Criss: *sings beautifully*
3:22 Kristina Horner: I LOVE YOU OMGOMGOMGOMG
3:22 Kristina Horner: OMG DARREN CRISS
3:22 Esther: ALEX OMGOMGOMG
3:22 Kristina Horner: IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FANGIRL
3:22 Esther: WOW THIS IS LIKE FANGIRL CENTRAL
3:22 Darren Criss: Where's Teryn? I like her...
3:22 Kristina Horner: I only wish my bff, Maddie was here to see this.
3:22 Darren Criss: I stalk her...
3:22 Maddie: Hey guys whats goin on?
3:22 Esther: oh....
3:22 Esther: Teryn...
3:22 Maddie: HOLY SHIT ITS DARREN CRISS AND ALEX CARPENTER
3:22 Darren Criss: Hey Maddie!
3:22 Maddie: OMG HI
3:22 Darren Criss: you're awesome!
3:23 John Green: If only Julian, the most amazing person in the world were here
3:23 Darren Criss: You're all awesome! Thanks for watching the show!
3:23 Maddie: Awh, I bet you to say that to all you're annoying fangirls
3:23 Julian: I'm here, John
3:23 Maddie: <3
3:23 John Green: oh, joy!
3:23 John Green: Oh silly me
3:23 John Green: OH MY
3:23 John Green: IMPOSTER!
3:23 Maddie: Oh noez. They'res two John Greens
3:23 John Green: it's @fakejohngreen!
3:23 Maddie: I think ones Willy in disguise
3:24 John Green: I am imagining the chat complexly.
3:24 Mom: HEY
3:24 Maddie: OH MY GOD MY MOMS HERE
3:24 Maddie: Hi mom, this is what I do when you sleep.
3:24 Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
3:24 Mom: GO TO SLEEP
3:24 Maddie: Hanging out with YA Authors
3:24 Maddie: BUT THIS IS EDUCATIONAL
3:24 Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A SEXDUCK?
3:24 Maddie: a curse word John Green is going to use in his new book
3:24 Mom: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
3:24 Maddie: *whispers to John* RIGHT
3:24 John Green: @fakeJohnGreen I imagine things complexly!
3:25 Mom: HOW OLD ARE THEY?
3:25 John Green: You asshat!
3:25 John Green: @fakeJohnGreen so do I!
3:25 Maddie: Um, half of them could be my dad.
3:25 Maddie: The other half my mom.
3:25 Maddie: So you know, my age.
3:25 Mom: WELL YOU'RE GROUNDED
3:25 Mom: FOREVER
3:25 Mom: NO PIGFARTS FOR YOU
3:26 Maddie: :(
3:26 John Green: *gives Mom signed copy of LFA*
3:26 John Green:
3:26 John Green: *gives Mom REAL signature*
3:26 John Green: don't ground your children!
3:26 Maddie: yeah you know how much Moms loves LfA
3:26 Maddie: Holy shiz how long has Dumbledore been here?
3:26 John Green: They sure love pornography
3:27 Darren Criss: Always.
3:27 Darren Criss: He sticks around
3:27 John Green: He's always in our hearts
3:27 Maddie: He just kinda dances in the back
3:27 John Green: hey guy-- WHAT? who the eff are these people?
3:27 Maddie: and our pants
3:27 Dumbledore: *pops up naked*
3:27 Maddie: OMG
3:27 John Green: what?
3:27 Darren Criss: WOOHOO!
3:27 Darren Criss: *pops up naked*
3:28 Harry Potter: hi guys what's going on!
3:28 Harry Potter: I'm cool cause I'M HARRY POTTER!
3:28 John Green: ugh
3:28 John Green: It's the emo kid
3:28 Harry Potter: I AM NOT EMO.
3:28 Darren Criss: I'm so much cooler than this guy! *is naked*
3:28 John Noe: It's all caps Harry
3:29 John Noe: But Harry isn't as cool as DAWLISH
3:29 Harry Potter: I JUST EXPRESS MY ANGER BY USING CAPITAL LETTERS.
3:29 John Noe: PSH I LOVE OBSCUSE CHARACTERS
3:29 Darren Criss: WELL I EXPRESS MY AWESOME USING CAPITAL LETTERS
3:29 John Noe: Psh, Harry Potter never had a monacle
3:29 John Green: I am too mature to indulge in such behavior
3:30 Harry Potter: Winky?
3:30 John Noe: But you have to indulge to imagine things complexly
3:30 Harry Potter: obscure.
3:30 John Noe: So John
3:30 John Noe: you're canon in Harry Potter too you know
3:30 John Green: You have to imagine indulging complexly
3:30 John Noe: You can imagine Dawlish complexly
3:30 Ron Weasley: Ron!
3:31 Ron Weasley: Ron!
3:31 Ron Weasley: Ron WEASLEY!
3:31 Darren Criss: Or you can imagine me complexly!
3:31 Darren Criss: Get it?
3:31 Darren Criss: Cause its an innuendo
3:31 Darren Criss: .
3:31 John Noe: Depends, I need to see a guitar and a borrito in your hands before I believe anything
3:32 Darren Criss: *hold up guitar* *plays love song to Teryn*
3:32 Darren Criss: *hands over Chipotle*
3:32 Darren Criss: Reason enough?
3:32 John Noe: Bitch you need to sing to-
3:32 John Noe: never mind
3:32 John Noe: Yeah.
3:32 John Noe: Now I need some Ministry of Magic
3:32 John Noe: BRAVEST MAN I EVER KNEWWWWWWWW
3:33 John Green: "Ron and Hermione love each otherrrrrrrr"
3:34 John Noe: Whoa. John I had no idea you love MoM!
3:34 John Noe: TWINSIES!!1!
3:34 Darren Criss: I feel like I'm not loved enough.
3:34 Darren Criss: No songs are about ME!
3:34 John Noe: Just you wait, asshat
3:34 John Noe: Some crazed fangirl and her ukulele will write you a song
3:34 John Noe: Probably Lauren
3:34 Darren Criss: Oh okay.
3:35 Darren Criss: Lauren who?
3:35 Darren Criss: Lopez?
3:35 John Green: Of course I love MoM!
3:35 John Green: I have a tattoo of Jason Munday on my left butt cheek
3:36 John Noe: I might regret for asking this but
3:36 John Noe: uh
3:36 Darren Criss: I have a tattoo of a Hungarian Horntail on my chest.
3:36 John Noe: what about the right one?
3:36 John Green: Sarah
3:36 John Noe: Psh Darren you may be supermegafoxyawesomehot
3:36 John Green: The Yeti rather
3:36 John Noe: But I'm canon!
3:36 John Noe: In her Yeti costume?
3:36 Darren Criss: Yeah, but I'm REAL!
3:37 John Green: it's not a costume O_O
3:37 John Noe: Hey Darren, do you have a unicorn tattoo?
3:38 Darren Criss: No. I have a tattoo that's a heart with a T in it.
3:38 John Noe: Why?
3:38 John Noe: That confused me, complexly
3:38 John Green: Teryn
3:38 John Noe: Well duh.
3:38 John Noe: Sorry Teryn.
3:38 Darren Criss: Yeah that's what the T stands for.
3:38 Darren Criss: I'm her stalker, in case you didn't know.
3:39 John Noe: Don't worry, I'll probably just mispronounce your name and then have to apologize to you on Pottercast
3:39 Darren Criss: Oh okay.
3:39 Darren Criss: Sounds good.
3:40 Darren Criss: I'll guitar jam to save you from Moochka.
3:40 John Noe: Shes in the chamber right now
3:40 Darren Criss: Oh? Chamber?
3:40 John Noe: Yeah, Melvin's bathroom.
3:40 Darren Criss: Oh I see.
3:41 Darren Criss: Melvin is pretty awesome.
3:41 Darren Criss: All of Pottercast is too :)
3:41 John Noe: Yeah thanks.
3:41 John Noe: We DO have a Webby.
3:42 John Green: Yeah, but do you have a POE?
3:42 Ron Weasley: BUST?
3:42 Darren Criss: Psh.. I have a whole statue. You only have a BUST.
3:42 John Green: But but but
3:42 John Noe: PWND
3:43 Flying Spaghetti Monster: ALL MIDGITS
3:44 Flying Spaghetti Monster: I WILL TOUCH YOU ALL
3:44 Ron Weasley: OMG IT'S THE FSM!
3:44 Flying Spaghetti Monster: WITH MY NOODLY APPENDAGES
3:44 John Noe: That sounds dirty
3:44 Ron Weasley: WITH YOUR NOODLEY APPENDAGE?
3:44 Darren Criss: WOAH!
3:44 Zefron: Hey tweens
3:44 Zefron: Its Zefron!
3:44 Darren Criss: hey flying spaghetti monster, you don't gotta do this
3:44 John Green: omg I LOVE YOU!
3:44 Darren Criss: let's re-evaluate our options
3:44 Zefron: Yeah, I get that a lot
3:45 Flying Spaghetti Monster: *smites*
3:46 Ron Weasley: if ONLY Dumbledore were here to see Zefron!
3:46 Darren Criss: Everyone knows that I love Zefron the most!
3:47 Zefron: Yeah, Darren
3:47 Zefron: I just wanted to tell you that I have a BOSS poster of you in my room
3:47 Darren Criss: Second only to Teryn <3
3:47 Zefron: And I'm pretty sure its not a horcrux
3:47 Darren Criss: I have a BOSS poster of you, too!
3:49 Matt Maggiacomo: Hey guys
3:50 Matt Maggiacomo: I just heard that Alex was here and I wanted to talk to him about a collab CD...

The Tale of Epicness

So I have slight insomnia.
At least I THINK I do.
Or else I'm just VERY manly.
But sometimes I cannot sleep.
And when these things happen I tend to move about all the empty beds in my house (because we have A LOT, trust me--unless we have guests, then there is NOTHING for them and we must all move) and so I really like my brothers bed, and he usually sleeps in Mom's room so I knew he wouldn't be sleeping there. However, we have a weird lizard that needs a heat lamp that is VERY BRIGHT and I need like ABSOLUTE darkness or else I will NOT sleep. So I'm in my brother's room (he SHALL remain nameless) *coughRobertcough* and my dad comes in so I QUICKLY fake sleep (because it is ALWAYS fun to feign sleep with my family). And see I had one of those huge body pillows wrapped into my body to block out some light. Well apparently, my Dad NEEDED that pillow, so he YANKS it out of my clutches, and just walks out of the room.
He STOLE the pillow that I was using to block out light.
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Okay, MAYBE that sounded more epic in my head and MAYBE it was funnier when I was delirious from no sleep but STILL.

Blog worthy.

Under my Skin.

So some things have been bothering me lately. And they mostly have to do with my parents. Figures.
First, my mom (and her friends).
So, you know how when you were like in third grade and you had recess. And rather than play with the boys and get a head start on dating since boys had cuties (they still do, trust me) you and your girlfriends would have relationships with each other.
Like we would stir up fake drama just so we could talk about something. It's the same as what teenagers talk about now, except the names and people were all girls.
Like you and Sally would have been married but Sally was cheating on you with Alexis and that made you annoyed so you kidnapped Alexis' daughter, July, from her previous marriage with Jessica.
Sound familiar? Because before Pokemon was a girl thing, that was all we would do.
And we still do that, I mean my two best friends got married in Spanish class, and then got divorced and were dating. But heres the thing, its totally fake. Do you really think that we would do that?! Pfft, we were too busy with Barbie dolls to have relationships, we just said these things, made little soap operas of our life, to pass the time.
So, as technology becomes more prominent in our everyday lives, my mom becomes more addicted to Facebook. So through Twitter I meet this girl named Bridget, who is very jokes. So we become like besties and so shes like "Hey! Lets say we're in a relationship on Facebook!" And its Facebook, and since I don't care what I put on my Facebook, I agree. Next thing I know my mom and like a bajillion of her friends are all coming at me asking things like "So I saw you and this Bridget girl are in a relationship, wanna tell us something?" And being the total sarcastic person that I am I'm always responding with a "Well, we ARE in love, aren't you happy for us?!" And then I break down in fake sobs until the subject drops. Keep in mind, all my moms friends have sons who think I am PERFECT for their son. All of them. I really wish I was joking. With like four moms, its hard to be fully yourself.

Okay, now my dad.
I don't know what has came over my dad as of lately, but he seems to like to eavesdrop on all of my Tweets, he printed out an AIM convo with my BFFL Olivia, when gets a drink he tries to read whatever is on my screen. And then when I change pages JUST as hes coming by, he always asks me if I "suspicious". Right, because I'm going up to a persons computer OPENLY to see what they're doing. Like, at least when I spy, I do it in style. And then whenever I drop whatever I'm doing to smile at him or ask him hows his day is going he gets all angry. Like sorry for trying to give you my undivided attention Dad. I'll keep my headphones in next time.

Trust me, more Dad rants will be coming. I've always just scratched the surface.
But I hope to blog about Orlando adventures, so stay tuned? Can you say that with a blog? I don't know. Best wishes.

I ship Mrs.Pacman/Mario

Forget the Tony's. It's all about the video games. And here is the true story of Mr. and Mrs. Pacman:

bridget3818: ms.pacman
mthschoolgr: MRS pacman
mthschoolgr: their married
bridget3818: like me and conor someday?
mthschoolgr: foshizzle
mthschoolgr: except they didnt want to be married
bridget3818: who and who?
mthschoolgr: mrs pacman and mr pacman didnt want to be married
mthschoolgr: ms pacamn was in love with Mario
bridget3818: WHOOAAA
bridget3818: LOVE TRIANGLE!
mthschoolgr: but he was already to be married to Peach
mthschoolgr: so it was an unforbidden love
mthschoolgr: so mrs pacman married mr pacman for revenge
bridget3818: haha.. I love how luigi was never apart of anything mario did
mthschoolgr: Peach and Mr Pacman had no idea of any of this
mthschoolgr: and Luigi doesnt give a crap after he went crazy after he bought the haunted mansion

MLIA, Geek Charming, YGO,

Three parts.
I am now a blogging machine.
I am so outta the loop.

Part one: MLIA
Today, I found mylifeisaverage.com
Go check it out. Like fo realz.
This website is a lot like fmylife.com except for one thing. These MLIAs are very funny. Because if you think your life is uneventful and average, so is everybody else's. Like honestly. What is better than people who type:
Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all. MLIA ?
These people are geniuses.

Part Two: Geek Charming (in my pants)
So I got this book, Geek Charming by Robin Palmer. There was only two reasons I bought the book. One, the work "geek" was in the title. Come on. And two, an recommended book was An Abundance of Katherines (in your pants) so I was like "um, mom, I'm getting this book."
And it was a really good book. It's one of those main girl characters view point and then the next scene is the main guy's POV. It's basically a film nerd (the cutest kind) named Josh, decides to do a documentary about the popularity. He lives in Beverly Hills so it must be pretty popular there. So he saves this girl Dylan's purse, so shes roped in. And then they become like BFFs, and then Dylan's uber popular boyfriend dumps her and then she totally falls out of popularity. And its very depressing, but it makes me VERY physced for high school.

Part Three: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's and 4Kids
So, I grew up watching Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! Which is what I did mostly this morning.
But heres this thing about watching something that you can get online with the original voices: you expect the voices to be to your standard and all the dialogue has to be the same. Or else you flip. Like todays episode that I watched (they moved the time to 7 A.M., like I'm going to wake up that early for a show in which I already know what is going to happen) and they introduced Crow. Now in the Japanese he has a very deep voice, like EVERY other male character. And in the English dub, they have a slightly higher voice. I doubt 4Kids has run out of deep voiced voice actors. And then Goodwin talked to Yusei about Old Momentum and how the explosion happened. Well, Yusei wouldn't need to know because his parents died in that explosion. 4Kids and I don't see eye to eye very often. But I am happy that they're bringing it back.

That's all. Blogging really takes energy. You have to think in full sentences. And use proper grammar and spell everything right. Not that I don't usually do that, I just like saying things more than typing things.
LADIES

I want to believe in you, b ut you make it so hard to do.

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.


1. How are you feeling today?
Makes Me Happy by Drake Bell
that is like REALLY funny because i was JUST listening to this prior doing this

2. Will you get far in life?
Supermassive Black Hole via Muse
AHAHAHHAHA that doesnt.... sound... good

3. How do your friends see you?
Happy! via nevershoutnever!
oh my jonas yussss

4. Will you get married?
Eye of the Tiger via Spectacular! Cast
YES! CONAN I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
XD

5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Misery Business via Paramore
110% baby

6. What is the story of your life?
Love Song via Four Years Strong
so. im a alternative cover of somebody else.
i think i can deal with that
;D

7. What was high school like?
Let's Get Crazy via Hannah Montana
HAHAHA that cant be good either....
"dress it up, or dress it down, don't forget your guitar"

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Remembering Sunday via All Time Low
well thats depressing
"they had breakfast together. but two eggs dont last like the feeling of what he need"

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Dancing in the Moonlight via Alyson Stoner
ily olivia!
this is so true because she will just randomly start singing this
"they dont bark and they dont bite they keep things loose they keep things light"

10. What is in store for this weekend?
Fences via Paramore
i forgot how much i love this song
"dont look up just let them think theres no place else youd rather be"

11. To describe your grandparents?
I Know Him So Well via Chess
yeah... still... no
"perfect situations must go wrong"
well... maybe a little bit
=/

12. How is your life going?
Bless the Broken Road (Acoustic version) via Rascal Flatts
"i couldnt see how every sign, pointed straight to you"
this makes me happy

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Accio Love via Ministry of Magic
"she daydreams when hes not there"
damn thats gonna be depressing. and everybodys gonna be like
WHO THE FRAK IS PLAYING?!?!
and then all my nerdy, wrock listening friends are gonna be like "classic"


14. How does the world see you?
99 Death Eaters via Draco and the Malfoys
AHAHAHAH
"thres something here from somewhere else"

15. Will you have a happy life?
Tune Up #1 via RENT
omfg that cant be good
"this wont tune--so we here"
"are you talkin to me? not at all!"

16. What do your friends really think of you?
Save Ginny Weasley from Dean Thomas via Harry and the Potters
lord only knows how much i love this song
"my wizard scar still burns for you"
SWEET! WIZARD FRIENDS!

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Six Feet Under the Stars via All Time Low
"ill take you up though im hardly worth your time"
yussssss

18. How can I make myself happy?
Human via the Killers
"close your eyes, clear your heart"

19. What should you do with your life?
You'll Always Find Your Way Back Home via Hannah Montana
"let go, get up and hit the dance floor"

20. Will you ever have children?
Sailor Star Song via Hanazawa Kae
its in japanese some im not even going to try to put lyrics down.
just google it. wikipedia is your friend

21. What song would you strip to?
The Bravest Man I Ever Knew via Ministry of Magic
oh my goodness. that would get worse media than like Equus and the RDR Books trial combined. XD
"not afraid of what he had to do. he was the bravest man i ever knew"

22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
Anthem Part Two via blink-182
yes!
"signs that caution: sixteens unsafe"

23. What does your mom think of you?
A Song About Anglerfish by Hank Green
yes! mother nerdfighters!
i have no lyrics to math this

24. What is your deep dark secret?
Bigcitydreams via nevershoutnever!
"baby anywhere is away from me"

25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Our Time Now via Plain White T's
"there will be no rules tonight, if there were wed break em"
yes, you know how much i HATE rule breakers
26. What's your personality like?
Decoy via Paramore
"close your eyes and make believe this is where you wanna be"
"try to forget love cause loves forgotten me"
ily paramore

27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
The Distance via Cake
yussssss

28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Brand, New, Friends via The Morning Light
oh the irony.
but that cant be good... =/


29. What are your aspirations?
Let the Flames Begin via Paramore
uh....


30. What goes through your head when you wake up?
Be Good to Me via Ashley Tisdale
not. so. much.

someone started singing-- i think it was me

=/
Tomorrow. Tuesday.
Tomorrow is eighth grade graduation. I only have a half day.
"And that's when someone started singing."
I dunno how to really comprehend it. Like I knew it was time last Wednesday, that this time next week I'd be an official high school student. But it won't fit. I'm so glad I didn't have to go dress shopping.
I despise glam gowns.
my mom and i went to like three stores (like target) yesterday and like
a) glam gowns --> in
b) graphic ts --> WAY out (unless your a total nerd)
OH BTW
today was nerd pride day/ towel day/ memorial day
i started watching hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
but it was online and took like FOREVER to load
so i settled with a totally nerdy playlist.
and i havent listened to anything but that playlist all day.
also, i have a different nerdy playlist on my iPod
which i listen to when i go to bed
and i found out that
my subconscious was rickrolld
like ALOT
also,
thanks to my nerdy, video game playing (which is the purest form of nerdiness) friend
i found out that:
Seventy three hours our time is sufficient to a whole year in Fable.
and i dont even PLAY Fable
it sounds increasingly violent to me.
BACK TO THE POINT
Graduation tomorrow.
Maybe a semi-after five PM girls day with my favorite cousin Nicole.
:D
till a tearfull post maybe tomorrow

So jokes.

So hey.
This is my first blog in like...forever!
So LeakyCon was this weekend.
And I believe I wallowed in self pity by myself,
reading all my friends on Twitter talk about LeakyCon.
And then, low and behold. Lizzie (who is so jokes) announced a NerdFighter gathering.
Insert me spazzing and begging my Mom to get me a plane to Boston like... NOW.
And then Melissa was being the most awesome person in the world
and she put it on blogTV.
So I <333 blogTV, the NerdFighters, people on blogTV, Lizzie, Melissa Anelli, Hank and John Green, all my Twitter friends, Lauren from the Moaning Myrtles, Alex (Nerimon), Kristina (italktosnakes), and everybody at LeakyCon.
Because they are jokes.
:D

something that i wrote

i wrote this for a guy
duh.
or at least, about him.
and the indents havent been working for me lately
sad panda =(



I just want to let you know
That before You came along,
My dreams were nightmares.

I would wake up all the time,
Frightened to open my eyes
Yet terrified to keep them closed.

Now, my dreams are lovely.
I sleep through the night
And wake up with a smile on my face.

When I dream, you’re always in it
We fall in love instantly
And we’re there for each other.

And even though you’re part of the in-crowd
You sit with my friends
And always keep me close.

I’d like you to know
That before we met
I didn’t want to go to high school.

But now that I know you’ll be there
Everyday for four years
I’m counting down the days.

Now you’re in my mind,
my memory, my hopes and dreams,
my subconscious and my mom’s iPhone.

I just worry
That where we do meet again
You won’t be “that guy.”

That my knight in shining armor
Only wore it that one night
And had it polished.

My only worry is that
You won’t be who I think you are
And it will be all my fault.

My Dream Boy.

its a flesh wound. its only a flesh wound

[ONE] Who last called you?
mom

[TWO] Your relationship status?
single :D

[THREE] Have you ever lost a close friend?
mhm :(

[FOUR] What is your current mood?
sleepy but happy

[FIVE] What's your sister(s) names?
i dont have any sisters

[SIX] Where do you wish you were right now?
someplace snowing with hot chocolate

[SEVEN] Have a crazy side?
its a semi-crazy side

[EIGHT] Ever had a near death experiece?
XD not yet

[NINE] Something you do a lot?
typeeee

[TEN] Angry at anyone?
too sleepy to be angry

[ELEVEN] What's stopping you from going for the person you like?
i havent seen him in two weeks and we have no way to talk to each other

[TWELVE] When was the last time you cried?
i dunno

[THIRTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
omg yesss

[FOURTEEN] Who do you think about when you are falling asleep?
nobody

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
mom..?

[EIGHTEEN] What is your favorite song?
"Bittersweet Symphony" by the Verve + APWBD by The Remus Lupins + Mrs. Nerimon
and just a whole freakin lot

[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
this and listening to pottercast

[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?
some of my friends

[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
USF bulls game<333

[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?
nopes

[TWENTY-THREE] Who is your friend that lives closest to you?
skylar..?

[TWENTY-FOUR] Describe your life in one word?
DFTBA

[TWENTY-FIVE] Who are you thinking of right now?
what the heck did dad just say..?

[TWENTY-SIX] What should you be doing right now?
ive no idea maybe cleaning but today is my LAZY day

[TWENTY-SEVEN] What are you listening to?
pottercast and a electric screwdriver

[TWENTY-NINE] Who was the last person who yelled at you?
dad i think..?

[THIRTY] Do you act differently around the person you like?
im a bit quieter and more openly nerdy

[THIRTY-ONE] What is your natural hair color?
the hair that it is now

[THIRTY-TWO] Who was the last person to make you laugh?
john actually XD

[THIRTY-THREE] Who was the last person to make you sad?
....

[THIRTY-FIVE] Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
like curly/wavy

[THIRTY-SIX] Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
XD not in front of me...?

[THIRTY-EIGHT] Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
mhm

[THIRTY-NINE] Do you use smiley faces on the computer?
yes :D

[FORTY] Have you ever changed clothes inside a car?
all the time!
XD

[FORTY-ONE] Are you happy with life right now?
a little bit i guess

[FORTY-TWO] Are you currently jealous?
uh no

[FORTY-THREE] What jewelery are you currently wearing?
this purple paper wrist band nick gave me<333

[FORTY-FIVE] Have you ever had your heart broken?
not yet

[FORTY-SIX] Have you ever broken someone's heart?
i hope not

[FORTY-SEVEN] Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
no

[FORTY-EIGHT] Who do you love the most right now?
*rolls eyes* uh XD deffinetly john

[FORTY-NINE] How late did you stay up last night and why?
not late AT ALL

[FIFTY] Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
nope

why i love memes<333

1. Open your iTunes library and set it to Shuffle.
2. Press play
3. Write the title of the song playing next to the first question (that song is your "Opening Credits")
4. Every time you go to a new question hit the next button TWICE
5. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool. Feel embarrassed like us all.



Opening Credits
Honey Honey from Mamma Mia!
"I heard about you before, and I wanted to learn some. And now I'm about to see, what you mean to me."
<333

Waking Up
Starstrukk by 3OH!3
"L-O-V-E is just another word i never learned to pronounce"

First Day at School
SOS from Mamma Mia!
"so when you're near me darling can't you here me? SOS"

Falling In Love
Here In Your Car by V Dubs
"who will stop the rain? i'm drivin your car"

Losing Virginity
Gotta Be Somebody by Nickelback
"the one we all dream of... but i'll find the real thing, i know it by the feeling"

Fight Song
Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
"tears rolling down my face"

Breaking Up
I'm Not That Girl from Wicked
"sudden silence, sudden heat. hearts leap in a giddy world, he could be that boy, but im not that girl"

Prom
Rock Me In by Britney Spears
uh, thanks mom

Mental Breakdown
Track 03
ive no idea what this song is >_<

Driving
Endless Dream by Hiroshi Kitadani
its all in Japanese. but i really do love season 5 of GX
:D

Flashback
Life Support from RENT
"because reason says i shouldve died, three years ago. forget regret, or life is yours to miss. NO DAY BUT TODAY"

Getting Back Together
Take A Chance On Me from Mamma Mia!
"if youre all alone when they pretty birds have flown, honey im still free, take a chance on me"
<3333

Wedding
1234 by Fiest
"sleepless, long night. that was what my youth was for."

Birth of Child
Now That You Got It by Gwen Stefani
"now that you got it what are you gonna do about it?"
such a wonderful mother....

Final Battle
Bad Day by Daniel Powter
ahaha
(not a song quote) "american idol killed that song" 'ohmigod melissa my mom said the same thing the other day.' "thats right everybody, im andrew mother" *gasps*
XD
good times

Death Scene
The Tale of Sweeney Todd from uh Sweeney Todd
i hummed this one time before i got my hair cut, i was too scared to go inside
XD
"sweeney heard music nobody heard...quick and quiet and clean he was...sweeney would blink and rats would scuttle"

Funeral Song
Ocean Avenue by YellowCard
YESSS
"we were both sixteen and it felt to right, sleeping all day- staying up all night"

End Credits
Bravest Man I Ever Knew by Ministry of Magic
im glad SOME wrock could get it :D
"albus severus, you were named for two headmasters of hogwarts. one of them was a slytherin, and he was probably the bravest man i ever knew"
"TAKE IT TAKE IT"
<333
MEME OUT! :D

I'm a Butterfly.

OMG OMG OMG!

Olive, Dyami, Nina and I saw the Hannah Montana movie tonight!

It was amazing!

CAUTION! IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE YET AND PLAN TO, STOP READING!

and don't say i didnt warn you. because i just did.

Ok so, non plot related kind of, this like kid walked all the way up (we were in the last row) and he sits RIGHT IN FRONT of Nina. So were like =O heeeeeey. And Nina is like DIBS! So we have like a total giggle fit and he walks back down. Nina was so mad. And then this guy below us was yelling at us. "Hey, shut up! We're trying to watch the movie!" And he was like twenty-six.

And then when Miley is like "I can't do this. You guys are family" Obviously we all knew what was going to happen so everybodys like "TAKE IT OFF!" And "O-M-F-G MILEY DONT!" And then theres this little girl and shes like "Hannah I love you!"

So we're all lmaoing and this like 36-year-old lady is like 

"Excuse me, there are little children trying to enjoy this movie"

a-she was louder than us

b- it was mostly from the front couple of rows

c-she didnt have any kids with her

and 

d-theres was like a 10yrold boy and his 9yrold sister.

That was it. So were like STFU! 

And I was like

OMG THIS IS SO SAD IM GONNA CRY! EMOTIONAL MOMENT!

And everybody else is laughing. And im like >_<

And then when Miley takes the wig off, Nina, Dyami and I start loudly clapping.

Then we stopped,

nobody else was clapping.

You know how What the Buck said it was him and like all 10yrold girls?

If that was our theatre I totally wouldve been able to sing along.

Cause I knew a lot of songs.

I seriously love Hannah Montana.

And I need to get caught up in the new season.

<333333>

Life is a climb.

But the view is beautiful.

Tonight

Seriously, theres a new YouTube.

Wow, its barely changed.

Everybody thought,

OH DAMN! OH NOES, YOUTUBES DIEING!!!11!

Not so much. 

The new HBP trailer came out. 

I was very happy.

"I have, to do this."

<333

And we worked on our ePEP in school today. Which pretty much just freaks out kids even more about high school. And maybe even makes kids come the two days they do it. Because if they DON'T do the ePEP, they cant leave middle school.

Sucks. IKR?

I started my novel today.

The thing about me and writing, is I start with one plotline, and then a bajillion better ones come up. And I'm like, subplots?

Subplots hurt my brain.

In other peoples work alone.

Olive and I were going to go see 17 Again. And then shes like maybe the Hannah Montana movie? And then we pick 17 Again. And shes like "oh junk my other friends and I are gonna go see that saturday" and i'm like "ok then hannah montana movie".

Like I don't care.

Then:

Olive: can a boy come?

me: (in head) just make your own plans why dont you?! (outloud) who?

olive: Eric (thats her friend and they dated for all of a two days then she dumped him for Chopsticks [GONG!] who then in turn cheated on her)

And I don't even know if I can go, cause dads been all the fence all week about letting me go.

Just what I need.

And then my ex was talking to one of my friends and was like "oh yeah, we dated and went to the movies and out to eat" and im like "what the hell is he talking about?! our relationship never left school or myspace"

So guys they get over protective and then fake all your dates when you break up with them.

And that just sucks.

:D

PS: Day of Silence tomorrow. Cool! (:

The thing about sleepovers...

So, the serious thing about sleepovers.

They are good for like, what? Two days straight.

Because, people cannot take hanging out with other people night and day night and day.

They get crabby. Espically when they're not used to having people over.

And they have super strict parents. 

And you're parents are just fine knowing that you're alive.

Like seriously, you can only screw with your friends for awhile before they, and you, get totally pissed with each other.

And act more like sisters than best friends.

Which is never a good thing. 

Because friends are nice to each other because they like each other.

Sisters, you just try not to tear their hair out.

At least, thats what I've heard.

Only like two of my friends have little sisters.

So, if you're going to have a semi-week long sleep over with a friend, make sure to schedule some time where like you do one thing and the other she does her own thing.

And make sure its something that you like doing, by yourself.

So your other friend doesnt want to do it with you.

I may sound harsh, but its OK to not have your friend next to you like a conjoined twin.

(:

BEDA

Yay!

I have a blog.  Finally. So the only real reason I started this was for Blog Every Day in April!

I really don't know what you talk about in a blog.

So uh yeah.

Maybe an introduction?

OK well uh hi. I'm Maddie. I live in Florida. I enjoy drinking coke and eating french fries. I spend way too much time hanging out online.

Follow me on twitter: www.twitter.com/maddieeeeee

Also, I'm a total nerdfighter. I enjoy watching old anime. (ie Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh!)

I also enjoy the reading of the books. Everything from Harry Potter, to Cirque Du Freak, to Shugo Chara! to Paper Towns.

I will be going into the IB program next year.

I currently take Geometry.

I enjoy roleplaying, musicals, singing, fanfiction, fanart.

I'm not super exciting, but I have tons of friends.

Who are all almost equally insane as me.

So yeah, spring break started today. 

Damn straight I'm excited!

DFTBA!