another Etherpad.

I ALSO have not read this one.

IN-YOUR-ENDO
A DUMBLUPINDIGGORYBTTOM FANFIC WITH SPECIAL APPERANCE BY DARREN CRISS

WHOA #WHATTHEPUFF.

OMG HAI!

HAI! YOUR FACE IS A N00B. haha.

THE SEXTASTIC AND #MANLY STORY:
BY @MAUREENJOHNSON AND @FAKEJOHNGREEN OF COURSE. (especially the @) (BECAUSE @REALJOHNGREEN IS BUSY SIGNING PARTY BLOWERS) I AM @REALJOHNGREEN. I CAN PROVE IT BY IMAGINING THIS STORY COMPLEXLY.

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS AN AWESOMELY GIFTED DOG NAMED COOL PLANET THAT IS NOT DWARF SPARKY. HE LIKED TO WALK ON THE BEACH DURING #MANLY HOURS, AND HIS OWNER WAS A MUSCLY #MAN. ONE DAY, WHILE SEXILY FROLICKING IN A HOT WAY ALONG THE BEACH, HE SPOTTED MOOCHKA! OH NOEZ! MOOCHKA WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A #MANLY CONFERANCE WITH ANOTHER VICIOUSLY TASTY CREATURE CALLED A JIGGLY. JOHN'S PUFF WAS TALL. (TWSS) THE JIGGLYPUFF HAD OODLEZ OF MAAAAGICAL POWERZZZ.. LIKE TALKING LIONS DO WHEN THEY APPEAR ON TV. SHE PUT THOSE 'POWERS' TO FOOD USE.. (MATING WITH HARRY POTTER).
THE JIGGLYPUFF HUMPED THE #MANLY DOG AND THEN FROLICKED INTO A DISTANT WONDERLAND. FOR FEAR OF BEING DRAPED LIKE A CURTAIN (which as we all know, is how SIRIUS (BUNNIEZ) was eaten BY SHARKS WITH PANDA FEET), MOOCHKA TOOK THIS CHANCE TO FLAMBOYANTLY PRANCE OUT OF THE CLOSET FOR A STRIP TEASE. MOOCHKA, BEING AN EXTREMELY SEXY CREATURE, SAUNTERED OVER TO COOL PLANT THAT IS NOT A DWARF PARK, AND BURROWED SEXILY, "I RAPED SOME NOMS" COOL PLANET THAT IS SO A DWARF BARK WAS RAPED TO HIS FRILLY BEETLE COREEEE BY SUCH A HAPPY AND HOT STATEMENT.
AND THEN, OUT OF THE CLOSET CAME DUMBLEDORE, WEARING A VERY, MERRY LARGE GIFT IN HIS PANTS ;) CREEPY WINK. MOOCHKA RAN FURIOUSLY TOWARD HIM, STICKING HIS LONG, BUSHY TAIL RIGHT INBETWEEN DUMBLEDORE'S BARE LEGS...WHEN ZEFRON WALKED IN DUBMBLEDORE QUICKLY PULLED OFF HIS OFFICIAL TWATLIGHT CULLEN CULT (YUM) SHIT AND PRETENDED TO BE COOL WITH IT. BECAUSE, AS WE ALL KNOW, HARRY POTTER LOVED ZEFRON THE MOST BEFORE ZEFRON'S TRAGIC ACCIDENT AND PASSING AWAY DUE TO BEING NAILED TOO MANY TIMES BY THE #MANLY BAGUETTE OF GOD "JONAS" ESTHER - HOT!.
HE THEN PUT TOGETHER A LONG CHORE LIST OF POOP TIMES, ALL IN POOP-TWO-GEESE. ZEFRON WAS TURNED ON BY THE CHORES HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE BUTT, BUT DID THEM IN THE PANTS ANYWAY, BECAUSE HE WAS DUMBLEDORE'S HUFFLEPUFF SLAVE BY UNBREAKALBE LOVIN' RULES. DUMBLEDORE THEN EXCLAIMED, "I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAAAY BAR CALLED PIGFARTS ON MARS" IN A YOUTUBE COMMENT. HOOAAAAAAAAAAAH... FOR BEING A RAY... OF MOONSHINE!"
MOOCHKA, RATHER CONFUSED, SHOUTED, "HOLD ME DOWN BEFORE IT EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE!" (TWSS!) DUMBLEDORE WAS OLD, WISE AND EXPERIENCED. REMUS LUPIN THEN BURST INTO THE ROOM, SCANTILY CLAD IN BUBBLEWRAP AND AN INNERTUBE. RIGHT THEN, DUMBLEDORE PEED. REMUS. THIS MAN-WOLF-RAWR WAS THE ONE FOR HIM.

DUMBLEDORE PROCLAIMED DRUNKENLY, WITH NO CLOTHES ON (POTTER PUPPET PALS STYLE), "HEY REMUS YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND (OH NO), HEY REMUS. HEY HEY. HEY REMUS. "

REMUS LOOKED AT HIM AND FARTED BUT REALLY SNEEZED. THEN HE SAID "YOU'RE SO FINE YOUALSDKJFLKAJ DAMN. " <-- HOT. "TAKE ME RIGHT HERE ON QUEEN RANAVALONA THE FIRST'S DESK!" THEN THEY GO BACK TO BACK AND BANG WHILE CONTEMPLATING THEIR NEXT DATE, ROLLERBLADING AND WATCHING SHE'S ALL THAT WITH RYAN SEACREST AND PRINCE CHARMING.

JUST THEN, CEDRIC STUPIDLY, A HORNY STUDENT FROM THE LAMEST EFFING HOUSE EVARRR, CAME INTO THE ROOM WITH NEVILLE SCHLONGBOTTOM, TOTALLY AWARE THAT IT WAS ALREADY OCCUPIED. CEDRIC BLUSHED MORE THAN HE HAD WHEN PROFESSOR SPROUT CONTEMPLATED HIS EARMUFFS AND SAID "I SAY WE *INTERUPTED* YOU IN A RATHER #MANLY SITUATION- NOW WE JOIN?" :O "FANFICTION TIME! FOURSIES?" DUMBLEDORE SUGGESTED WITH A ROUGISH WINK. LUPIN THEN SAW THE PRESENT DUMBLEDORE HAD BEEN RIDING IN HIS PANTS AND TRANSFORMED INTO A MERMAID! "NOT A PROBLEM," SAID CEDRIC. SCHLONGBOTTOM AND CEDRIC THEN TRANSFIGURED INTO MOOCHKA AND COOL PLANET THAT IS NOT DWARF SPARKY THE DOG.

JUST THEN, DARREN USED HER FRAK LOAD OF MAGICAL SKILLZ AND APPARATED TO RAPE HEDWIG IN HER SAUCY VOICE ACCOMPLISHED WITH THE HELP OF DARREN CRISS, A UNICORN, AND A MOTOR. "I'M ON A BOAT," SQUEALED SCHLONGBOTTOM EXCITEDLY. "THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE MY NANA'S STRIP TEASE PARTY" JOE WALKER GROWLED IN HIS VOLDEMORT VOICE AS HE FLOO POWDER POWERED TO THE #MANLY VICINITY. HE SIMPLY FARTED OUT OF HIS TURBAN TO ANNOUNCE HIS PRESENCE TO THEM ALL! LITTLE DID THEY ALL KNOW VOLDY BROUGHT HIS RAPE SHOES WITH HIM AND INTENDED TO HAVE A RAPE BATTLE BEFORE PWNING THEM ALL BECAUSE WROCK STARS HAVE THE HARDEST ****. AND MAKE FOR THE BEST RIDE FOURTH FANTASY (WE ALL POOP IN YOUR MOM'S PANTIES).

DUMBLEDORE BEGAN TO "USE" THE RESTROOM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM ALL WHILE READING #MANLY KNITTING PATTERNS. CEDRIC EXERCISED HIMSLF TO GET SOME MOMS, MOOCHKA AND COOL PLANET THAT IS NOT DWARF SPARKY THE DOG DROOLING AT HIS ANKLES, AND REMUS AND SCHLONGBOTTOM WERE LEFT ALONE TO PLAY.
REMUS LOOKED AROUND AND ASKED IF SCHLONGBOTTOM WANTED TO "PLAY" SOME "WIZARD" "CHESS". "HELLZ YEAHH!" SAID SCHLONG"BOTTOM", READY TO "BEAT" REMUS'S BACKSIDE HARD, REAL HARD BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN WAITING TO DO SO ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY.
JUST AS THEY WERE GETTING REALLY INTO IT (THE "CHESS"), DUMBLEDORE ANNOUNCED HIS PRESENCE, AGAIN, THAT'S HOW HE ROLLS, WITH A SNOG. HE FELT UP LUPIN'S "CHEEK" AND TOLD HIM HE HAD NICE "SKIN" BEFORE ASKING HIM TO RIDE HIM IN THE "PLAYGROUND". "I'M MAGICAL!" DUMBLEDORE EXCLAIMED. "LIKE THE ENGERIZER SIRIUS BUNNY I JUST KEEP GOING AND GOING AND GOING!"
LIKE A LITTLE GUINEA PIG GONNA TAKE YOU UP TO WINNIPEG (THAT'S IN YOUR PANTS) AT THIS POINT, DARREN AND DARREN RETURNED FROM "FANGIRLING" EACH OTHER. (AS IN THEY JOINED IN ON THE "FUN" THAT DEFINITELY ISN'T DIRTY IN ANY WAY.) THEY WERE HAVING SUPER-MEGA-FOXY-AWESOME-HOT-SEXY-FUN-TIME IN EACH OTHER'S GRANDMOTHER'S PANTIES. IT'S A EUPHEMISM FOR IN-YOUR-ENDO.

FILCH PRANCED IN, NAKEDLY RIDING PEEVES, AND SPOTTED THE SEXY FUN. "DID SOMEONE SAY "NAKEY TIME"?!" FILCH GIGGLED, LICKING DUMBLEDORE'S MOM'S LIPS.

THEN THEY "ATE" SOME "DINNER" AFTER HOURS OF NAKED "WIZARD" "CHESS." AND "ADMIRING" EACH OTHER'S "SKIN" IN THEIR GRANDMOTHER'S PANTIES. DUMBLEDORE SIMPLY FARTED IN GRINDELWALD'S MOUTH. "YUMMY, WHAT WAS THAT?" GRINDEWALD ASKED, WONDERING WHERE THE LEMON-DROP-FLAVORED SUBSTANCE "CAME" FROM. "I WAS SLEEPING AND WET DREAMING ABOUT EATING YOUR "MARSHMALLOWS" WHEN SUDDENLY I TASTED SOMETHING DELICIOUS THAT REMINDED ME OF - WAIT, IT CAN'T BE!" HE RUBBED HIS EYES AND BLINKED TWICE. "DUMBLEDORE! AT LONG LAST! WE HAVE REUNITED! MAY I "TIE YOUR SHOE"?""


@MAUREENJOHNSON LICKED HER LAPTOP, TURNED ON BY HER LATEST UPDATE TO HER NEW BOOK, "IN-YOUR-ENDO".

DOLPHINS ARE PORTKEYS.
FOOTBALLS ARE TOO (AMERICAN OR BRITISH?)

SCARF OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE WILL BE MARRYING THE SORTING HAT
WHERE: PIGFARTS IS ON MARS
WHEN: JULY 30, 2009
RSVP TO DUMBLEDORE ASAP
BRING BROWNIES


Isn't this FOUND illegal in some places? ILLEGAL? IMPERSONATIOB. I AM REAL FAKE JOHN "JONAS" GREEN oh I forgot where i was going with this. OH YEAH AND I CAN SPAZ 'CAUSE I'M A GUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT ANT.

I bet if we read this again we'll facepalm.
Man, this would make a great blog post.
Please post it. Without names. GOT IT JOHN?