Never leave bored teenagers do imagine things complexly.
Julian: :P
arka: DAMN
Maddie: :D
Valerie: you can change colors
Esther: I'M GREEN
Maddie: blue
Julian: I'm op color
Maddie: ahahaha
Esther: hahah
Maddie: XD
Maddie: HAHAHA
Valerie: BE ORANGE THEN ARKA
Valerie: ah caps D:
Maddie: this is too much fun
arka: WHO IS JOHN GREEN
2:58 arka: oh
2:58 John Green: I am
2:58 John Green: Just imagining complexly over here and stuffs, don't mind me
2:59 J.K. Rowling: Hey
3:01 Maureen Johnson: I BE IN YOUR INTERWEBZ
3:01 Maureen Johnson: WITH MAH HAMSTERS
3:01 Darren Criss: :O
3:01 Maureen Johnson: :O
3:02 Maureen Johnson: Is the predator in the room?
3:02 The Predator: Why yes
3:02 Maddie: XD
3:02 Maureen Johnson: XD
3:02 J.K. Rowling: Look at me, I'm British
3:02 Esther: WHO'S MAUREEN
3:02 J.K. Rowling: YOUR MOM
3:02 Maureen Johnson: WHO THE EFF IS HANK?
3:02 J.K. Rowling: *MUJM\
3:02 J.K. Rowling: *MUM
3:02 J.K. Rowling: EVEN JKR MAKES TYPOS
3:02 Charlieissobritishlike: I'm more British!
3:03 Esther: MUJM
3:03 Maureen Johnson: J.K. Rowling- let's be bffs, KAY?
3:03 Maddie: hahahahaha
3:04 J.K. Rowling: Okay, but you have to mention one of my books in one of yours
3:04 Maddie: because maureen hasnt done that yet
3:04 Maureen Johnson: My HAMSTERS will LIKE you
3:04 Maddie: at ALL
3:04 J.K. Rowling: okay, it can be a short story
3:04 J.K. Rowling: like in Let It Snow
3:04 Maddie: in a uh, romance novel
3:04 Lindsay: No, she definitely hasn't
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : Hello, females
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : and John Green
3:08 Lindsay: XD
3:08 Maureen Johnson: Hello SCOTTY!
3:08 John Green: Hello Scott
3:08 J.K. Rowling: Someone should take a screenshot
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : Oh, Maureen
3:08 Maureen Johnson: Oh, Scotty
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : YOU'RE here
3:08 J.K. Rowling: and @reply all of us in it
3:08 Maureen Johnson: I AM here!
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : My evil minions didn't tell me about you
3:09 J.K. Rowling: mine's @jkrowling4rlz
3:09 Maureen Johnson: My monkies never told me about YOU!
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : Of course
3:09 Maureen Johnson: Neither did the HAMSTERS!
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : They don't think things complexly enough
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : Right John?>
3:09 John Green: Correct
3:09 John Green: You have to imagine complexion simply in order for it to be complex enough to interpret correctly
3:10 Scott Westerfeld : Of course
3:10 Scott Westerfeld : and there need to be hoverboards
3:10 Maureen Johnson: Right.... I want a sandwich.
3:10 J.K. Rowling: I want some tea
3:10 John Green: *signs stuffs*
3:10 Maureen Johnson: Oh J.K. Rowling
3:11 Esther: XD
3:11 J.K. Rowling: bug off you bloody yankee
3:12 Scott Westerfeld : Jo, you know I heard Maureen say that shes better than you
3:12 Scott Westerfeld : Because she has two series and you only have one
3:12 Maureen Johnson: Don't listen to SCOTTY!
3:12 Maureen Johnson: He LIES!
3:13 Scott Westerfeld : Yeah, I know. I mean, MJ you were dumb enough to let me finish the Scarlett Series lest anything happen to you.
3:13 Scott Westerfeld : Not quite that smart.
3:13 Maureen Johnson: Right. Of course.
3:13 Maureen Johnson: It SEEMED like a good idea at the time.
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : Yeah, so did naming a book "Uglies"
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : making many girls feeling ugly around the globe buy my book
3:14 John Green: It also seemed like a good idea to read, Twilight.
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : Its just a good thing Stephanie isn't here
3:14 John Green: It was not.
3:14 Maureen Johnson: It, too, seemed like a good idea to underestimate twitterers
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : Oh wait what?
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : Cassie? You're here?
3:15 John Green: Now that Stephenie isn't here or mass viewers, we can poke fun at her
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
3:15 Maureen Johnson: Yeah! Poke fun!
3:15 J.K. Rowling: LALALALALA LOOK AT MEE I AM BRITISH AND SOPHISTICATED.
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : I heard a girl saying that Stephanie Meyer invented the word "vampire"
3:16 Scott Westerfeld :
3:16 Scott Westerfeld : They also believed that I didn't invent the word "peeps."
3:16 John Green: I heard a girl telling a joke, the pun was "Twilight is the best book ever!"
3:16 J.K. Rowling: I invented Dawlish.
3:16 Stephenie Meyer: I DID invent the word vampire
3:16 Maureen Johnson: Oh! Well... I invented..
3:17 John Green: Oh Stephenie! We were just praising you!
3:17 Esther: HOVERBOARDS.
3:17 Stephenie Meyer: Edward is gorgeous isn't he?
3:17 Maureen Johnson: CHOCOLATE!
3:17 John Green: *gets on his knees*
3:17 Scott Westerfeld : Oh crap
3:17 Scott Westerfeld : *leaves*
3:17 John Green: *taking leave*
3:18 Kristina Horner: Hey John
3:18 fallofautumndistro: hi
3:18 Esther: KRISTINA!
3:18 Kristina Horner: Hi guys
3:18 Esther: ALAN.
3:18 Kristina Horner: I was just making out with Alex
3:18 Kristina Horner: hows it going?
3:18 John Green: Hello guys
3:18 fallofautumndistro: hey John
3:18 John Green: So was I!
3:18 Alex Day: Yes. It was quite enjoyable. Lol. I want tea
3:18 Stephenie Meyer: I was just staring at Edward. In my mind. He's so beautiful.
3:18 Kristina Horner: God, the british follow me everywhere
3:18 John Green: Alex: With me or Kristina?
3:19 Kristina Horner: ME OF COURSE
3:19 Kristina Horner: Tell him Alex
3:19 Alex Day: Of course. Along with the Neri-army
3:19 Alex Day: WITH KRISTINA OF COURSE
3:19 Alex Day: (Sorry John, she FORCED me)
3:19 Kristina Horner: Good. I'd hate for you to make another apology video with a Beatles' song
3:19 John Green: *scoffs*
3:19 Kristina Horner: OH WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
3:19 Alex Day: Yeah. Although i thought that was a pretty good deal.
3:20 John Green: It's ok I'll just imagine this conversation complexly and get over it
3:20 Alex Day: NOTHING KRISTINA, LOVE. <3
3:20 John Green: whipped
3:20 Kristina Horner: Yeah Alex<3
3:21 Alex Day: I GIVE UP!
3:21 Alex Day: I CAN'T DO BOTH!
3:21 Alex Day: MY DISGUISE WAS GOING SO WELL!
3:21 Kristina Horner: Alex love don't say that.
3:21 Kristina Horner: I mean I'm going to be in England for awhile
3:21 Kristina Horner: It will be awkward...
3:21 Alex Carpenter: *hair flip*
3:21 Kristina Horner: OMG ALEX CARPENTER
3:22 Darren Criss: *sings beautifully*
3:22 Kristina Horner: I LOVE YOU OMGOMGOMGOMG
3:22 Kristina Horner: OMG DARREN CRISS
3:22 Esther: ALEX OMGOMGOMG
3:22 Kristina Horner: IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FANGIRL
3:22 Esther: WOW THIS IS LIKE FANGIRL CENTRAL
3:22 Darren Criss: Where's Teryn? I like her...
3:22 Kristina Horner: I only wish my bff, Maddie was here to see this.
3:22 Darren Criss: I stalk her...
3:22 Maddie: Hey guys whats goin on?
3:22 Esther: oh....
3:22 Esther: Teryn...
3:22 Maddie: HOLY SHIT ITS DARREN CRISS AND ALEX CARPENTER
3:22 Darren Criss: Hey Maddie!
3:22 Maddie: OMG HI
3:22 Darren Criss: you're awesome!
3:23 John Green: If only Julian, the most amazing person in the world were here
3:23 Darren Criss: You're all awesome! Thanks for watching the show!
3:23 Maddie: Awh, I bet you to say that to all you're annoying fangirls
3:23 Julian: I'm here, John
3:23 Maddie: <3
3:23 John Green: oh, joy!
3:23 John Green: Oh silly me
3:23 John Green: OH MY
3:23 John Green: IMPOSTER!
3:23 Maddie: Oh noez. They'res two John Greens
3:23 John Green: it's @fakejohngreen!
3:23 Maddie: I think ones Willy in disguise
3:24 John Green: I am imagining the chat complexly.
3:24 Mom: HEY
3:24 Maddie: OH MY GOD MY MOMS HERE
3:24 Maddie: Hi mom, this is what I do when you sleep.
3:24 Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
3:24 Mom: GO TO SLEEP
3:24 Maddie: Hanging out with YA Authors
3:24 Maddie: BUT THIS IS EDUCATIONAL
3:24 Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A SEXDUCK?
3:24 Maddie: a curse word John Green is going to use in his new book
3:24 Mom: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
3:24 Maddie: *whispers to John* RIGHT
3:24 John Green: @fakeJohnGreen I imagine things complexly!
3:25 Mom: HOW OLD ARE THEY?
3:25 John Green: You asshat!
3:25 John Green: @fakeJohnGreen so do I!
3:25 Maddie: Um, half of them could be my dad.
3:25 Maddie: The other half my mom.
3:25 Maddie: So you know, my age.
3:25 Mom: WELL YOU'RE GROUNDED
3:25 Mom: FOREVER
3:25 Mom: NO PIGFARTS FOR YOU
3:26 Maddie: :(
3:26 John Green: *gives Mom signed copy of LFA*
3:26 John Green:
3:26 John Green: *gives Mom REAL signature*
3:26 John Green: don't ground your children!
3:26 Maddie: yeah you know how much Moms loves LfA
3:26 Maddie: Holy shiz how long has Dumbledore been here?
3:26 John Green: They sure love pornography
3:27 Darren Criss: Always.
3:27 Darren Criss: He sticks around
3:27 John Green: He's always in our hearts
3:27 Maddie: He just kinda dances in the back
3:27 John Green: hey guy-- WHAT? who the eff are these people?
3:27 Maddie: and our pants
3:27 Dumbledore: *pops up naked*
3:27 Maddie: OMG
3:27 John Green: what?
3:27 Darren Criss: WOOHOO!
3:27 Darren Criss: *pops up naked*
3:28 Harry Potter: hi guys what's going on!
3:28 Harry Potter: I'm cool cause I'M HARRY POTTER!
3:28 John Green: ugh
3:28 John Green: It's the emo kid
3:28 Harry Potter: I AM NOT EMO.
3:28 Darren Criss: I'm so much cooler than this guy! *is naked*
3:28 John Noe: It's all caps Harry
3:29 John Noe: But Harry isn't as cool as DAWLISH
3:29 Harry Potter: I JUST EXPRESS MY ANGER BY USING CAPITAL LETTERS.
3:29 John Noe: PSH I LOVE OBSCUSE CHARACTERS
3:29 Darren Criss: WELL I EXPRESS MY AWESOME USING CAPITAL LETTERS
3:29 John Noe: Psh, Harry Potter never had a monacle
3:29 John Green: I am too mature to indulge in such behavior
3:30 Harry Potter: Winky?
3:30 John Noe: But you have to indulge to imagine things complexly
3:30 Harry Potter: obscure.
3:30 John Noe: So John
3:30 John Noe: you're canon in Harry Potter too you know
3:30 John Green: You have to imagine indulging complexly
3:30 John Noe: You can imagine Dawlish complexly
3:30 Ron Weasley: Ron!
3:31 Ron Weasley: Ron!
3:31 Ron Weasley: Ron WEASLEY!
3:31 Darren Criss: Or you can imagine me complexly!
3:31 Darren Criss: Get it?
3:31 Darren Criss: Cause its an innuendo
3:31 Darren Criss: .
3:31 John Noe: Depends, I need to see a guitar and a borrito in your hands before I believe anything
3:32 Darren Criss: *hold up guitar* *plays love song to Teryn*
3:32 Darren Criss: *hands over Chipotle*
3:32 Darren Criss: Reason enough?
3:32 John Noe: Bitch you need to sing to-
3:32 John Noe: never mind
3:32 John Noe: Yeah.
3:32 John Noe: Now I need some Ministry of Magic
3:32 John Noe: BRAVEST MAN I EVER KNEWWWWWWWW
3:33 John Green: "Ron and Hermione love each otherrrrrrrr"
3:34 John Noe: Whoa. John I had no idea you love MoM!
3:34 John Noe: TWINSIES!!1!
3:34 Darren Criss: I feel like I'm not loved enough.
3:34 Darren Criss: No songs are about ME!
3:34 John Noe: Just you wait, asshat
3:34 John Noe: Some crazed fangirl and her ukulele will write you a song
3:34 John Noe: Probably Lauren
3:34 Darren Criss: Oh okay.
3:35 Darren Criss: Lauren who?
3:35 Darren Criss: Lopez?
3:35 John Green: Of course I love MoM!
3:35 John Green: I have a tattoo of Jason Munday on my left butt cheek
3:36 John Noe: I might regret for asking this but
3:36 John Noe: uh
3:36 Darren Criss: I have a tattoo of a Hungarian Horntail on my chest.
3:36 John Noe: what about the right one?
3:36 John Green: Sarah
3:36 John Noe: Psh Darren you may be supermegafoxyawesomehot
3:36 John Green: The Yeti rather
3:36 John Noe: But I'm canon!
3:36 John Noe: In her Yeti costume?
3:36 Darren Criss: Yeah, but I'm REAL!
3:37 John Green: it's not a costume O_O
3:37 John Noe: Hey Darren, do you have a unicorn tattoo?
3:38 Darren Criss: No. I have a tattoo that's a heart with a T in it.
3:38 John Noe: Why?
3:38 John Noe: That confused me, complexly
3:38 John Green: Teryn
3:38 John Noe: Well duh.
3:38 John Noe: Sorry Teryn.
3:38 Darren Criss: Yeah that's what the T stands for.
3:38 Darren Criss: I'm her stalker, in case you didn't know.
3:39 John Noe: Don't worry, I'll probably just mispronounce your name and then have to apologize to you on Pottercast
3:39 Darren Criss: Oh okay.
3:39 Darren Criss: Sounds good.
3:40 Darren Criss: I'll guitar jam to save you from Moochka.
3:40 John Noe: Shes in the chamber right now
3:40 Darren Criss: Oh? Chamber?
3:40 John Noe: Yeah, Melvin's bathroom.
3:40 Darren Criss: Oh I see.
3:41 Darren Criss: Melvin is pretty awesome.
3:41 Darren Criss: All of Pottercast is too :)
3:41 John Noe: Yeah thanks.
3:41 John Noe: We DO have a Webby.
3:42 John Green: Yeah, but do you have a POE?
3:42 Ron Weasley: BUST?
3:42 Darren Criss: Psh.. I have a whole statue. You only have a BUST.
3:42 John Green: But but but
3:42 John Noe: PWND
3:43 Flying Spaghetti Monster: ALL MIDGITS
3:44 Flying Spaghetti Monster: I WILL TOUCH YOU ALL
3:44 Ron Weasley: OMG IT'S THE FSM!
3:44 Flying Spaghetti Monster: WITH MY NOODLY APPENDAGES
3:44 John Noe: That sounds dirty
3:44 Ron Weasley: WITH YOUR NOODLEY APPENDAGE?
3:44 Darren Criss: WOAH!
3:44 Zefron: Hey tweens
3:44 Zefron: Its Zefron!
3:44 Darren Criss: hey flying spaghetti monster, you don't gotta do this
3:44 John Green: omg I LOVE YOU!
3:44 Darren Criss: let's re-evaluate our options
3:44 Zefron: Yeah, I get that a lot
3:45 Flying Spaghetti Monster: *smites*
3:46 Ron Weasley: if ONLY Dumbledore were here to see Zefron!
3:46 Darren Criss: Everyone knows that I love Zefron the most!
3:47 Zefron: Yeah, Darren
3:47 Zefron: I just wanted to tell you that I have a BOSS poster of you in my room
3:47 Darren Criss: Second only to Teryn <3
3:47 Zefron: And I'm pretty sure its not a horcrux
3:47 Darren Criss: I have a BOSS poster of you, too!
3:49 Matt Maggiacomo: Hey guys
3:50 Matt Maggiacomo: I just heard that Alex was here and I wanted to talk to him about a collab CD...
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