What we REALLY talked about.

What the people behind the stars REALLY talked about.
Which is what the stars talked about.
NOTHING.

STORY. TIMEY WIMEY. YEAH! #MOMLY w00t
CRAPS FTW. I PROBE YOUR MOM.YELL FTW


SOUP. NO SOUP FOR YOUNGLINGS.

ONCE UPON A DIME THERE WAS A Q-Q-UIRREL IN MY PANTS WITH A BLOCK OF SPICE GIRLS DVD SEXDUCKS.
AND THIS UH Q-QUIRREL ENJOYED EATING NINJA PRESIDENTS.
AND SHE HAD A T-SHIRT THAT HAD FUNICORNS ON IT AND #NOPRANCE BUT. SHE ATED UNICORNS. SO SHE TOOK IT OFF. AND REPLACED IT WITH A WEATHERVEST.
BECAUSE WEATHERVESTS ARE CHICKEN MAGNETS AND SHE HAD A THING FOR CHICKENS, JUST ASK CRAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS. HE NEVER DIES. EVEN THOUGH HE GOT EATEN BY CHUCK NORRIS'S MOM'S SQUID. BUT CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T HAVE A MOM SO ITS REALLY QUIET. AWESOME! SHE RAISED A SQUID AND NAMED IT GEORGE.

THEN DARREN CRISS TOOK HIS WANG OUT. AND USED IT AS A MICROPHONE AND SANG A LOVE SONG TO "GEORGE". OH NOW THAT IS SEXY. THEN MALFOY "CAME" AND STROLLED AROUND WHILE BEATING A GREEN HAMSTER COMPLEXLY
.HOWEVER, THIS HAMSTER ACCIDENTLY GOT STUCK IN HIS BUTT SO HAGRID HAD TO GIVE HIM THE UH NECESSARY SURVIVAL ANTICS MAKING FANGIRLS HAVE VERY DIRTY HAIR. AH I SEE. THEN OBVIOUSLY, MY BFF J.K. ROWLING STEPPED IN BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT OKAY WITH THIS. SHE SHOWED THEM A VIDEO OF THE CORRECT SEX POSITION THEY SHOULD BE SEXING THIS IN. BUT JUST THEN, WALDEMART CAME "RIDING" ON HIS PINK "HOVERBOARD" AND STOLE THE MANUSCRIPT TO SCARLETT FEVER. AND THEN PROCEDED TO WALK TO HIS LAIR. ARKA "PEED IN THE BATHROOM" AT WALDEMART.

PEOPLE WHO LOVE DUCKS WHO LOVE DUCKS WHO LOVE BLAZE

@SEXDUCKS SEX SEX HOMOSEXUAL NECROPHILLIAC DUCKSEX
DUCKS PONIES DUCKS PONIES DUCKS PONIES DUCKS


*whispers* darren criss.



POOP

AND
THE
FISH
RAN
AWAY
WITH
THE
SPORK.
BUT THEN THE FOWL GOT JESUS, AND BROKEBACK MOUNTAINED THE FISH INTO A TRILLION SCALLOPS. I LIKE FIG BUGTS AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JOHN WOULD EVER GROPE A PANDA.
I HAD NO IDEA JOHN COULD IMAGINE A PANDA COMPLEXLY. JOHN ENGINES EVERYTHING SEXILY. THAT IS WHY HE IS @REALJOHNGREEN.

AND THEN MY MOTHER CAME INTO THE CHAT AND SAW ME FANGIRLING MY BIGGEST IDOL (me of course) AND SHE GROUNDED ME.
AND TOOK AWAY MY ROCKETSHIP AND MY HERMIONE GRANGER.


AND THEN JK ROWLING FINALLY GAVE JOHN GREEN THE CANON CARD THAT HE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR FOR FIVE YEARS. THEN JOHN NOE PROCEEDED TO PUNCH STEVE VANDER ARK IN THE FACE WHILE JOHN GREEN MOONED HIM. (MOONING)

HEY I AM GOING TO TYPE SOME SONG LYRICS DON'T MIND READ ME.

IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND GRAZED, ON THE FARM IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY ALEX DAYS. CHILLIN OUT MAXIN RELAXIN ALL JOKES AND ALL SHOOTIN SOME BBS OUTSIDE OF THE PRAIRE, WHEN A COUPLE OF DECEPTICONS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKIN WORLD SUCK IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

I GOT IN ONE #MANLY FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT WASTED HOMOPHOBIC AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN PRIVET DRIVE.

I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH HER THE OTHER ALEX DAY, BUT SHE PACKED MY SUITCASE AND SENT ME ON MY WAY. SHE GAVE ME A KISSING AND SHE GAVE ME A TICKET, I PUT MY WALKMAN ON AND SAID "MIGHT AS WELL KILL IT"

FIRST ASS, YO, THIS IS BAD, DRINKIN ORANGE JUICE OUT OF A CHAMPAGNE ASS. IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE OF BELAIRE ARE LIVIN LIKE? HMMMM THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT.

I WHISTLED FOR A #MANLY LADY AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR, THE LICENSE PLATE SAID 'FRESH' AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT MAN, FORGET IT. YO HOMES TO BELAIRE.

I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE "YO HOMES, SEE YOU LATER" LOOKED AT MY MUSHROOM KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON THE THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BELAIRE.

THEN I DIED.

*BOWS*