Wanna here something MINDBLOWING today?
And its not about #sexducks, I'm not even going to MENTION #sexducks.
(#sexducks #sexducks #sexducks #sexducks #sexducks)
You really know Twitter has gone huge when THIS happens:
Dad's-friend-named-Tim: Yeah, so I was tweeting the other day on my Twitter, FloridaJayhawk
Dad: Oh my god YOU'RE FloridaJayhawk!? Dude, I've been following you for MONTHS!
Me: *over in the corner on the computer on skype with stalker friends* o_O
The. End.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
What we REALLY talked about.
What the people behind the stars REALLY talked about.
Which is what the stars talked about.
NOTHING.
STORY. TIMEY WIMEY. YEAH! #MOMLY w00t
CRAPS FTW. I PROBE YOUR MOM.YELL FTW
SOUP. NO SOUP FOR YOUNGLINGS.
ONCE UPON A DIME THERE WAS A Q-Q-UIRREL IN MY PANTS WITH A BLOCK OF SPICE GIRLS DVD SEXDUCKS.
AND THIS UH Q-QUIRREL ENJOYED EATING NINJA PRESIDENTS.
AND SHE HAD A T-SHIRT THAT HAD FUNICORNS ON IT AND #NOPRANCE BUT. SHE ATED UNICORNS. SO SHE TOOK IT OFF. AND REPLACED IT WITH A WEATHERVEST.
BECAUSE WEATHERVESTS ARE CHICKEN MAGNETS AND SHE HAD A THING FOR CHICKENS, JUST ASK CRAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS. HE NEVER DIES. EVEN THOUGH HE GOT EATEN BY CHUCK NORRIS'S MOM'S SQUID. BUT CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T HAVE A MOM SO ITS REALLY QUIET. AWESOME! SHE RAISED A SQUID AND NAMED IT GEORGE.
THEN DARREN CRISS TOOK HIS WANG OUT. AND USED IT AS A MICROPHONE AND SANG A LOVE SONG TO "GEORGE". OH NOW THAT IS SEXY. THEN MALFOY "CAME" AND STROLLED AROUND WHILE BEATING A GREEN HAMSTER COMPLEXLY
.HOWEVER, THIS HAMSTER ACCIDENTLY GOT STUCK IN HIS BUTT SO HAGRID HAD TO GIVE HIM THE UH NECESSARY SURVIVAL ANTICS MAKING FANGIRLS HAVE VERY DIRTY HAIR. AH I SEE. THEN OBVIOUSLY, MY BFF J.K. ROWLING STEPPED IN BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT OKAY WITH THIS. SHE SHOWED THEM A VIDEO OF THE CORRECT SEX POSITION THEY SHOULD BE SEXING THIS IN. BUT JUST THEN, WALDEMART CAME "RIDING" ON HIS PINK "HOVERBOARD" AND STOLE THE MANUSCRIPT TO SCARLETT FEVER. AND THEN PROCEDED TO WALK TO HIS LAIR. ARKA "PEED IN THE BATHROOM" AT WALDEMART.
PEOPLE WHO LOVE DUCKS WHO LOVE DUCKS WHO LOVE BLAZE
@SEXDUCKS SEX SEX HOMOSEXUAL NECROPHILLIAC DUCKSEX
DUCKS PONIES DUCKS PONIES DUCKS PONIES DUCKS
*whispers* darren criss.
POOP
AND
THE
FISH
RAN
AWAY
WITH
THE
SPORK.
BUT THEN THE FOWL GOT JESUS, AND BROKEBACK MOUNTAINED THE FISH INTO A TRILLION SCALLOPS. I LIKE FIG BUGTS AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JOHN WOULD EVER GROPE A PANDA.
I HAD NO IDEA JOHN COULD IMAGINE A PANDA COMPLEXLY. JOHN ENGINES EVERYTHING SEXILY. THAT IS WHY HE IS @REALJOHNGREEN.
AND THEN MY MOTHER CAME INTO THE CHAT AND SAW ME FANGIRLING MY BIGGEST IDOL (me of course) AND SHE GROUNDED ME.
AND TOOK AWAY MY ROCKETSHIP AND MY HERMIONE GRANGER.
AND THEN JK ROWLING FINALLY GAVE JOHN GREEN THE CANON CARD THAT HE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR FOR FIVE YEARS. THEN JOHN NOE PROCEEDED TO PUNCH STEVE VANDER ARK IN THE FACE WHILE JOHN GREEN MOONED HIM. (MOONING)
HEY I AM GOING TO TYPE SOME SONG LYRICS DON'T MIND READ ME.
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND GRAZED, ON THE FARM IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY ALEX DAYS. CHILLIN OUT MAXIN RELAXIN ALL JOKES AND ALL SHOOTIN SOME BBS OUTSIDE OF THE PRAIRE, WHEN A COUPLE OF DECEPTICONS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKIN WORLD SUCK IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
I GOT IN ONE #MANLY FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT WASTED HOMOPHOBIC AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN PRIVET DRIVE.
I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH HER THE OTHER ALEX DAY, BUT SHE PACKED MY SUITCASE AND SENT ME ON MY WAY. SHE GAVE ME A KISSING AND SHE GAVE ME A TICKET, I PUT MY WALKMAN ON AND SAID "MIGHT AS WELL KILL IT"
FIRST ASS, YO, THIS IS BAD, DRINKIN ORANGE JUICE OUT OF A CHAMPAGNE ASS. IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE OF BELAIRE ARE LIVIN LIKE? HMMMM THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT.
I WHISTLED FOR A #MANLY LADY AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR, THE LICENSE PLATE SAID 'FRESH' AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT MAN, FORGET IT. YO HOMES TO BELAIRE.
I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE "YO HOMES, SEE YOU LATER" LOOKED AT MY MUSHROOM KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON THE THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BELAIRE.
THEN I DIED.
*BOWS*
Which is what the stars talked about.
NOTHING.
STORY. TIMEY WIMEY. YEAH! #MOMLY w00t
CRAPS FTW. I PROBE YOUR MOM.YELL FTW
SOUP. NO SOUP FOR YOUNGLINGS.
ONCE UPON A DIME THERE WAS A Q-Q-UIRREL IN MY PANTS WITH A BLOCK OF SPICE GIRLS DVD SEXDUCKS.
AND THIS UH Q-QUIRREL ENJOYED EATING NINJA PRESIDENTS.
AND SHE HAD A T-SHIRT THAT HAD FUNICORNS ON IT AND #NOPRANCE BUT. SHE ATED UNICORNS. SO SHE TOOK IT OFF. AND REPLACED IT WITH A WEATHERVEST.
BECAUSE WEATHERVESTS ARE CHICKEN MAGNETS AND SHE HAD A THING FOR CHICKENS, JUST ASK CRAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS. HE NEVER DIES. EVEN THOUGH HE GOT EATEN BY CHUCK NORRIS'S MOM'S SQUID. BUT CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T HAVE A MOM SO ITS REALLY QUIET. AWESOME! SHE RAISED A SQUID AND NAMED IT GEORGE.
THEN DARREN CRISS TOOK HIS WANG OUT. AND USED IT AS A MICROPHONE AND SANG A LOVE SONG TO "GEORGE". OH NOW THAT IS SEXY. THEN MALFOY "CAME" AND STROLLED AROUND WHILE BEATING A GREEN HAMSTER COMPLEXLY
.HOWEVER, THIS HAMSTER ACCIDENTLY GOT STUCK IN HIS BUTT SO HAGRID HAD TO GIVE HIM THE UH NECESSARY SURVIVAL ANTICS MAKING FANGIRLS HAVE VERY DIRTY HAIR. AH I SEE. THEN OBVIOUSLY, MY BFF J.K. ROWLING STEPPED IN BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT OKAY WITH THIS. SHE SHOWED THEM A VIDEO OF THE CORRECT SEX POSITION THEY SHOULD BE SEXING THIS IN. BUT JUST THEN, WALDEMART CAME "RIDING" ON HIS PINK "HOVERBOARD" AND STOLE THE MANUSCRIPT TO SCARLETT FEVER. AND THEN PROCEDED TO WALK TO HIS LAIR. ARKA "PEED IN THE BATHROOM" AT WALDEMART.
PEOPLE WHO LOVE DUCKS WHO LOVE DUCKS WHO LOVE BLAZE
@SEXDUCKS SEX SEX HOMOSEXUAL NECROPHILLIAC DUCKSEX
DUCKS PONIES DUCKS PONIES DUCKS PONIES DUCKS
*whispers* darren criss.
POOP
AND
THE
FISH
RAN
AWAY
WITH
THE
SPORK.
BUT THEN THE FOWL GOT JESUS, AND BROKEBACK MOUNTAINED THE FISH INTO A TRILLION SCALLOPS. I LIKE FIG BUGTS AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JOHN WOULD EVER GROPE A PANDA.
I HAD NO IDEA JOHN COULD IMAGINE A PANDA COMPLEXLY. JOHN ENGINES EVERYTHING SEXILY. THAT IS WHY HE IS @REALJOHNGREEN.
AND THEN MY MOTHER CAME INTO THE CHAT AND SAW ME FANGIRLING MY BIGGEST IDOL (me of course) AND SHE GROUNDED ME.
AND TOOK AWAY MY ROCKETSHIP AND MY HERMIONE GRANGER.
AND THEN JK ROWLING FINALLY GAVE JOHN GREEN THE CANON CARD THAT HE HAS BEEN ASKING FOR FOR FIVE YEARS. THEN JOHN NOE PROCEEDED TO PUNCH STEVE VANDER ARK IN THE FACE WHILE JOHN GREEN MOONED HIM. (MOONING)
HEY I AM GOING TO TYPE SOME SONG LYRICS DON'T MIND READ ME.
IN WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND GRAZED, ON THE FARM IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY ALEX DAYS. CHILLIN OUT MAXIN RELAXIN ALL JOKES AND ALL SHOOTIN SOME BBS OUTSIDE OF THE PRAIRE, WHEN A COUPLE OF DECEPTICONS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKIN WORLD SUCK IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
I GOT IN ONE #MANLY FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT WASTED HOMOPHOBIC AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN PRIVET DRIVE.
I BEGGED AND PLEADED WITH HER THE OTHER ALEX DAY, BUT SHE PACKED MY SUITCASE AND SENT ME ON MY WAY. SHE GAVE ME A KISSING AND SHE GAVE ME A TICKET, I PUT MY WALKMAN ON AND SAID "MIGHT AS WELL KILL IT"
FIRST ASS, YO, THIS IS BAD, DRINKIN ORANGE JUICE OUT OF A CHAMPAGNE ASS. IS THIS WHAT THE PEOPLE OF BELAIRE ARE LIVIN LIKE? HMMMM THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT.
I WHISTLED FOR A #MANLY LADY AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR, THE LICENSE PLATE SAID 'FRESH' AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT MAN, FORGET IT. YO HOMES TO BELAIRE.
I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE "YO HOMES, SEE YOU LATER" LOOKED AT MY MUSHROOM KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON THE THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BELAIRE.
THEN I DIED.
*BOWS*
In which YA Authors, and misc people talk. Or do that?
In which John Green, John Noe, J. K. Rowling, Scott Westerfeld, Alex Carpenter, Darren Criss, Maureen Johnson, The Predator, Charlie aka charlieissocoollike aka charlieissobritishlike, Stephanie Meyer, Kristina Horner, Alex Day, Alan aka fallofautumndistro, Mom, another John Green, Winky, Ron, Dumbledore, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Zefron, and Matt Maggiacomo chat about everything and nothing.
Never leave bored teenagers do imagine things complexly.
Julian: :P
arka: DAMN
Maddie: :D
Valerie: you can change colors
Esther: I'M GREEN
Maddie: blue
Julian: I'm op color
Maddie: ahahaha
Esther: hahah
Maddie: XD
Maddie: HAHAHA
Valerie: BE ORANGE THEN ARKA
Valerie: ah caps D:
Maddie: this is too much fun
arka: WHO IS JOHN GREEN
2:58 arka: oh
2:58 John Green: I am
2:58 John Green: Just imagining complexly over here and stuffs, don't mind me
2:59 J.K. Rowling: Hey
3:01 Maureen Johnson: I BE IN YOUR INTERWEBZ
3:01 Maureen Johnson: WITH MAH HAMSTERS
3:01 Darren Criss: :O
3:01 Maureen Johnson: :O
3:02 Maureen Johnson: Is the predator in the room?
3:02 The Predator: Why yes
3:02 Maddie: XD
3:02 Maureen Johnson: XD
3:02 J.K. Rowling: Look at me, I'm British
3:02 Esther: WHO'S MAUREEN
3:02 J.K. Rowling: YOUR MOM
3:02 Maureen Johnson: WHO THE EFF IS HANK?
3:02 J.K. Rowling: *MUJM\
3:02 J.K. Rowling: *MUM
3:02 J.K. Rowling: EVEN JKR MAKES TYPOS
3:02 Charlieissobritishlike: I'm more British!
3:03 Esther: MUJM
3:03 Maureen Johnson: J.K. Rowling- let's be bffs, KAY?
3:03 Maddie: hahahahaha
3:04 J.K. Rowling: Okay, but you have to mention one of my books in one of yours
3:04 Maddie: because maureen hasnt done that yet
3:04 Maureen Johnson: My HAMSTERS will LIKE you
3:04 Maddie: at ALL
3:04 J.K. Rowling: okay, it can be a short story
3:04 J.K. Rowling: like in Let It Snow
3:04 Maddie: in a uh, romance novel
3:04 Lindsay: No, she definitely hasn't
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : Hello, females
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : and John Green
3:08 Lindsay: XD
3:08 Maureen Johnson: Hello SCOTTY!
3:08 John Green: Hello Scott
3:08 J.K. Rowling: Someone should take a screenshot
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : Oh, Maureen
3:08 Maureen Johnson: Oh, Scotty
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : YOU'RE here
3:08 J.K. Rowling: and @reply all of us in it
3:08 Maureen Johnson: I AM here!
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : My evil minions didn't tell me about you
3:09 J.K. Rowling: mine's @jkrowling4rlz
3:09 Maureen Johnson: My monkies never told me about YOU!
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : Of course
3:09 Maureen Johnson: Neither did the HAMSTERS!
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : They don't think things complexly enough
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : Right John?>
3:09 John Green: Correct
3:09 John Green: You have to imagine complexion simply in order for it to be complex enough to interpret correctly
3:10 Scott Westerfeld : Of course
3:10 Scott Westerfeld : and there need to be hoverboards
3:10 Maureen Johnson: Right.... I want a sandwich.
3:10 J.K. Rowling: I want some tea
3:10 John Green: *signs stuffs*
3:10 Maureen Johnson: Oh J.K. Rowling
3:11 Esther: XD
3:11 J.K. Rowling: bug off you bloody yankee
3:12 Scott Westerfeld : Jo, you know I heard Maureen say that shes better than you
3:12 Scott Westerfeld : Because she has two series and you only have one
3:12 Maureen Johnson: Don't listen to SCOTTY!
3:12 Maureen Johnson: He LIES!
3:13 Scott Westerfeld : Yeah, I know. I mean, MJ you were dumb enough to let me finish the Scarlett Series lest anything happen to you.
3:13 Scott Westerfeld : Not quite that smart.
3:13 Maureen Johnson: Right. Of course.
3:13 Maureen Johnson: It SEEMED like a good idea at the time.
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : Yeah, so did naming a book "Uglies"
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : making many girls feeling ugly around the globe buy my book
3:14 John Green: It also seemed like a good idea to read, Twilight.
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : Its just a good thing Stephanie isn't here
3:14 John Green: It was not.
3:14 Maureen Johnson: It, too, seemed like a good idea to underestimate twitterers
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : Oh wait what?
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : Cassie? You're here?
3:15 John Green: Now that Stephenie isn't here or mass viewers, we can poke fun at her
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
3:15 Maureen Johnson: Yeah! Poke fun!
3:15 J.K. Rowling: LALALALALA LOOK AT MEE I AM BRITISH AND SOPHISTICATED.
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : I heard a girl saying that Stephanie Meyer invented the word "vampire"
3:16 Scott Westerfeld :
3:16 Scott Westerfeld : They also believed that I didn't invent the word "peeps."
3:16 John Green: I heard a girl telling a joke, the pun was "Twilight is the best book ever!"
3:16 J.K. Rowling: I invented Dawlish.
3:16 Stephenie Meyer: I DID invent the word vampire
3:16 Maureen Johnson: Oh! Well... I invented..
3:17 John Green: Oh Stephenie! We were just praising you!
3:17 Esther: HOVERBOARDS.
3:17 Stephenie Meyer: Edward is gorgeous isn't he?
3:17 Maureen Johnson: CHOCOLATE!
3:17 John Green: *gets on his knees*
3:17 Scott Westerfeld : Oh crap
3:17 Scott Westerfeld : *leaves*
3:17 John Green: *taking leave*
3:18 Kristina Horner: Hey John
3:18 fallofautumndistro: hi
3:18 Esther: KRISTINA!
3:18 Kristina Horner: Hi guys
3:18 Esther: ALAN.
3:18 Kristina Horner: I was just making out with Alex
3:18 Kristina Horner: hows it going?
3:18 John Green: Hello guys
3:18 fallofautumndistro: hey John
3:18 John Green: So was I!
3:18 Alex Day: Yes. It was quite enjoyable. Lol. I want tea
3:18 Stephenie Meyer: I was just staring at Edward. In my mind. He's so beautiful.
3:18 Kristina Horner: God, the british follow me everywhere
3:18 John Green: Alex: With me or Kristina?
3:19 Kristina Horner: ME OF COURSE
3:19 Kristina Horner: Tell him Alex
3:19 Alex Day: Of course. Along with the Neri-army
3:19 Alex Day: WITH KRISTINA OF COURSE
3:19 Alex Day: (Sorry John, she FORCED me)
3:19 Kristina Horner: Good. I'd hate for you to make another apology video with a Beatles' song
3:19 John Green: *scoffs*
3:19 Kristina Horner: OH WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
3:19 Alex Day: Yeah. Although i thought that was a pretty good deal.
3:20 John Green: It's ok I'll just imagine this conversation complexly and get over it
3:20 Alex Day: NOTHING KRISTINA, LOVE. <3
3:20 John Green: whipped
3:20 Kristina Horner: Yeah Alex<3
3:21 Alex Day: I GIVE UP!
3:21 Alex Day: I CAN'T DO BOTH!
3:21 Alex Day: MY DISGUISE WAS GOING SO WELL!
3:21 Kristina Horner: Alex love don't say that.
3:21 Kristina Horner: I mean I'm going to be in England for awhile
3:21 Kristina Horner: It will be awkward...
3:21 Alex Carpenter: *hair flip*
3:21 Kristina Horner: OMG ALEX CARPENTER
3:22 Darren Criss: *sings beautifully*
3:22 Kristina Horner: I LOVE YOU OMGOMGOMGOMG
3:22 Kristina Horner: OMG DARREN CRISS
3:22 Esther: ALEX OMGOMGOMG
3:22 Kristina Horner: IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FANGIRL
3:22 Esther: WOW THIS IS LIKE FANGIRL CENTRAL
3:22 Darren Criss: Where's Teryn? I like her...
3:22 Kristina Horner: I only wish my bff, Maddie was here to see this.
3:22 Darren Criss: I stalk her...
3:22 Maddie: Hey guys whats goin on?
3:22 Esther: oh....
3:22 Esther: Teryn...
3:22 Maddie: HOLY SHIT ITS DARREN CRISS AND ALEX CARPENTER
3:22 Darren Criss: Hey Maddie!
3:22 Maddie: OMG HI
3:22 Darren Criss: you're awesome!
3:23 John Green: If only Julian, the most amazing person in the world were here
3:23 Darren Criss: You're all awesome! Thanks for watching the show!
3:23 Maddie: Awh, I bet you to say that to all you're annoying fangirls
3:23 Julian: I'm here, John
3:23 Maddie: <3
3:23 John Green: oh, joy!
3:23 John Green: Oh silly me
3:23 John Green: OH MY
3:23 John Green: IMPOSTER!
3:23 Maddie: Oh noez. They'res two John Greens
3:23 John Green: it's @fakejohngreen!
3:23 Maddie: I think ones Willy in disguise
3:24 John Green: I am imagining the chat complexly.
3:24 Mom: HEY
3:24 Maddie: OH MY GOD MY MOMS HERE
3:24 Maddie: Hi mom, this is what I do when you sleep.
3:24 Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
3:24 Mom: GO TO SLEEP
3:24 Maddie: Hanging out with YA Authors
3:24 Maddie: BUT THIS IS EDUCATIONAL
3:24 Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A SEXDUCK?
3:24 Maddie: a curse word John Green is going to use in his new book
3:24 Mom: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
3:24 Maddie: *whispers to John* RIGHT
3:24 John Green: @fakeJohnGreen I imagine things complexly!
3:25 Mom: HOW OLD ARE THEY?
3:25 John Green: You asshat!
3:25 John Green: @fakeJohnGreen so do I!
3:25 Maddie: Um, half of them could be my dad.
3:25 Maddie: The other half my mom.
3:25 Maddie: So you know, my age.
3:25 Mom: WELL YOU'RE GROUNDED
3:25 Mom: FOREVER
3:25 Mom: NO PIGFARTS FOR YOU
3:26 Maddie: :(
3:26 John Green: *gives Mom signed copy of LFA*
3:26 John Green:
3:26 John Green: *gives Mom REAL signature*
3:26 John Green: don't ground your children!
3:26 Maddie: yeah you know how much Moms loves LfA
3:26 Maddie: Holy shiz how long has Dumbledore been here?
3:26 John Green: They sure love pornography
3:27 Darren Criss: Always.
3:27 Darren Criss: He sticks around
3:27 John Green: He's always in our hearts
3:27 Maddie: He just kinda dances in the back
3:27 John Green: hey guy-- WHAT? who the eff are these people?
3:27 Maddie: and our pants
3:27 Dumbledore: *pops up naked*
3:27 Maddie: OMG
3:27 John Green: what?
3:27 Darren Criss: WOOHOO!
3:27 Darren Criss: *pops up naked*
3:28 Harry Potter: hi guys what's going on!
3:28 Harry Potter: I'm cool cause I'M HARRY POTTER!
3:28 John Green: ugh
3:28 John Green: It's the emo kid
3:28 Harry Potter: I AM NOT EMO.
3:28 Darren Criss: I'm so much cooler than this guy! *is naked*
3:28 John Noe: It's all caps Harry
3:29 John Noe: But Harry isn't as cool as DAWLISH
3:29 Harry Potter: I JUST EXPRESS MY ANGER BY USING CAPITAL LETTERS.
3:29 John Noe: PSH I LOVE OBSCUSE CHARACTERS
3:29 Darren Criss: WELL I EXPRESS MY AWESOME USING CAPITAL LETTERS
3:29 John Noe: Psh, Harry Potter never had a monacle
3:29 John Green: I am too mature to indulge in such behavior
3:30 Harry Potter: Winky?
3:30 John Noe: But you have to indulge to imagine things complexly
3:30 Harry Potter: obscure.
3:30 John Noe: So John
3:30 John Noe: you're canon in Harry Potter too you know
3:30 John Green: You have to imagine indulging complexly
3:30 John Noe: You can imagine Dawlish complexly
3:30 Ron Weasley: Ron!
3:31 Ron Weasley: Ron!
3:31 Ron Weasley: Ron WEASLEY!
3:31 Darren Criss: Or you can imagine me complexly!
3:31 Darren Criss: Get it?
3:31 Darren Criss: Cause its an innuendo
3:31 Darren Criss: .
3:31 John Noe: Depends, I need to see a guitar and a borrito in your hands before I believe anything
3:32 Darren Criss: *hold up guitar* *plays love song to Teryn*
3:32 Darren Criss: *hands over Chipotle*
3:32 Darren Criss: Reason enough?
3:32 John Noe: Bitch you need to sing to-
3:32 John Noe: never mind
3:32 John Noe: Yeah.
3:32 John Noe: Now I need some Ministry of Magic
3:32 John Noe: BRAVEST MAN I EVER KNEWWWWWWWW
3:33 John Green: "Ron and Hermione love each otherrrrrrrr"
3:34 John Noe: Whoa. John I had no idea you love MoM!
3:34 John Noe: TWINSIES!!1!
3:34 Darren Criss: I feel like I'm not loved enough.
3:34 Darren Criss: No songs are about ME!
3:34 John Noe: Just you wait, asshat
3:34 John Noe: Some crazed fangirl and her ukulele will write you a song
3:34 John Noe: Probably Lauren
3:34 Darren Criss: Oh okay.
3:35 Darren Criss: Lauren who?
3:35 Darren Criss: Lopez?
3:35 John Green: Of course I love MoM!
3:35 John Green: I have a tattoo of Jason Munday on my left butt cheek
3:36 John Noe: I might regret for asking this but
3:36 John Noe: uh
3:36 Darren Criss: I have a tattoo of a Hungarian Horntail on my chest.
3:36 John Noe: what about the right one?
3:36 John Green: Sarah
3:36 John Noe: Psh Darren you may be supermegafoxyawesomehot
3:36 John Green: The Yeti rather
3:36 John Noe: But I'm canon!
3:36 John Noe: In her Yeti costume?
3:36 Darren Criss: Yeah, but I'm REAL!
3:37 John Green: it's not a costume O_O
3:37 John Noe: Hey Darren, do you have a unicorn tattoo?
3:38 Darren Criss: No. I have a tattoo that's a heart with a T in it.
3:38 John Noe: Why?
3:38 John Noe: That confused me, complexly
3:38 John Green: Teryn
3:38 John Noe: Well duh.
3:38 John Noe: Sorry Teryn.
3:38 Darren Criss: Yeah that's what the T stands for.
3:38 Darren Criss: I'm her stalker, in case you didn't know.
3:39 John Noe: Don't worry, I'll probably just mispronounce your name and then have to apologize to you on Pottercast
3:39 Darren Criss: Oh okay.
3:39 Darren Criss: Sounds good.
3:40 Darren Criss: I'll guitar jam to save you from Moochka.
3:40 John Noe: Shes in the chamber right now
3:40 Darren Criss: Oh? Chamber?
3:40 John Noe: Yeah, Melvin's bathroom.
3:40 Darren Criss: Oh I see.
3:41 Darren Criss: Melvin is pretty awesome.
3:41 Darren Criss: All of Pottercast is too :)
3:41 John Noe: Yeah thanks.
3:41 John Noe: We DO have a Webby.
3:42 John Green: Yeah, but do you have a POE?
3:42 Ron Weasley: BUST?
3:42 Darren Criss: Psh.. I have a whole statue. You only have a BUST.
3:42 John Green: But but but
3:42 John Noe: PWND
3:43 Flying Spaghetti Monster: ALL MIDGITS
3:44 Flying Spaghetti Monster: I WILL TOUCH YOU ALL
3:44 Ron Weasley: OMG IT'S THE FSM!
3:44 Flying Spaghetti Monster: WITH MY NOODLY APPENDAGES
3:44 John Noe: That sounds dirty
3:44 Ron Weasley: WITH YOUR NOODLEY APPENDAGE?
3:44 Darren Criss: WOAH!
3:44 Zefron: Hey tweens
3:44 Zefron: Its Zefron!
3:44 Darren Criss: hey flying spaghetti monster, you don't gotta do this
3:44 John Green: omg I LOVE YOU!
3:44 Darren Criss: let's re-evaluate our options
3:44 Zefron: Yeah, I get that a lot
3:45 Flying Spaghetti Monster: *smites*
3:46 Ron Weasley: if ONLY Dumbledore were here to see Zefron!
3:46 Darren Criss: Everyone knows that I love Zefron the most!
3:47 Zefron: Yeah, Darren
3:47 Zefron: I just wanted to tell you that I have a BOSS poster of you in my room
3:47 Darren Criss: Second only to Teryn <3
3:47 Zefron: And I'm pretty sure its not a horcrux
3:47 Darren Criss: I have a BOSS poster of you, too!
3:49 Matt Maggiacomo: Hey guys
3:50 Matt Maggiacomo: I just heard that Alex was here and I wanted to talk to him about a collab CD...
Never leave bored teenagers do imagine things complexly.
Julian: :P
arka: DAMN
Maddie: :D
Valerie: you can change colors
Esther: I'M GREEN
Maddie: blue
Julian: I'm op color
Maddie: ahahaha
Esther: hahah
Maddie: XD
Maddie: HAHAHA
Valerie: BE ORANGE THEN ARKA
Valerie: ah caps D:
Maddie: this is too much fun
arka: WHO IS JOHN GREEN
2:58 arka: oh
2:58 John Green: I am
2:58 John Green: Just imagining complexly over here and stuffs, don't mind me
2:59 J.K. Rowling: Hey
3:01 Maureen Johnson: I BE IN YOUR INTERWEBZ
3:01 Maureen Johnson: WITH MAH HAMSTERS
3:01 Darren Criss: :O
3:01 Maureen Johnson: :O
3:02 Maureen Johnson: Is the predator in the room?
3:02 The Predator: Why yes
3:02 Maddie: XD
3:02 Maureen Johnson: XD
3:02 J.K. Rowling: Look at me, I'm British
3:02 Esther: WHO'S MAUREEN
3:02 J.K. Rowling: YOUR MOM
3:02 Maureen Johnson: WHO THE EFF IS HANK?
3:02 J.K. Rowling: *MUJM\
3:02 J.K. Rowling: *MUM
3:02 J.K. Rowling: EVEN JKR MAKES TYPOS
3:02 Charlieissobritishlike: I'm more British!
3:03 Esther: MUJM
3:03 Maureen Johnson: J.K. Rowling- let's be bffs, KAY?
3:03 Maddie: hahahahaha
3:04 J.K. Rowling: Okay, but you have to mention one of my books in one of yours
3:04 Maddie: because maureen hasnt done that yet
3:04 Maureen Johnson: My HAMSTERS will LIKE you
3:04 Maddie: at ALL
3:04 J.K. Rowling: okay, it can be a short story
3:04 J.K. Rowling: like in Let It Snow
3:04 Maddie: in a uh, romance novel
3:04 Lindsay: No, she definitely hasn't
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : Hello, females
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : and John Green
3:08 Lindsay: XD
3:08 Maureen Johnson: Hello SCOTTY!
3:08 John Green: Hello Scott
3:08 J.K. Rowling: Someone should take a screenshot
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : Oh, Maureen
3:08 Maureen Johnson: Oh, Scotty
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : YOU'RE here
3:08 J.K. Rowling: and @reply all of us in it
3:08 Maureen Johnson: I AM here!
3:08 Scott Westerfeld : My evil minions didn't tell me about you
3:09 J.K. Rowling: mine's @jkrowling4rlz
3:09 Maureen Johnson: My monkies never told me about YOU!
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : Of course
3:09 Maureen Johnson: Neither did the HAMSTERS!
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : They don't think things complexly enough
3:09 Scott Westerfeld : Right John?>
3:09 John Green: Correct
3:09 John Green: You have to imagine complexion simply in order for it to be complex enough to interpret correctly
3:10 Scott Westerfeld : Of course
3:10 Scott Westerfeld : and there need to be hoverboards
3:10 Maureen Johnson: Right.... I want a sandwich.
3:10 J.K. Rowling: I want some tea
3:10 John Green: *signs stuffs*
3:10 Maureen Johnson: Oh J.K. Rowling
3:11 Esther: XD
3:11 J.K. Rowling: bug off you bloody yankee
3:12 Scott Westerfeld : Jo, you know I heard Maureen say that shes better than you
3:12 Scott Westerfeld : Because she has two series and you only have one
3:12 Maureen Johnson: Don't listen to SCOTTY!
3:12 Maureen Johnson: He LIES!
3:13 Scott Westerfeld : Yeah, I know. I mean, MJ you were dumb enough to let me finish the Scarlett Series lest anything happen to you.
3:13 Scott Westerfeld : Not quite that smart.
3:13 Maureen Johnson: Right. Of course.
3:13 Maureen Johnson: It SEEMED like a good idea at the time.
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : Yeah, so did naming a book "Uglies"
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : making many girls feeling ugly around the globe buy my book
3:14 John Green: It also seemed like a good idea to read, Twilight.
3:14 Scott Westerfeld : Its just a good thing Stephanie isn't here
3:14 John Green: It was not.
3:14 Maureen Johnson: It, too, seemed like a good idea to underestimate twitterers
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : Oh wait what?
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : Cassie? You're here?
3:15 John Green: Now that Stephenie isn't here or mass viewers, we can poke fun at her
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
3:15 Maureen Johnson: Yeah! Poke fun!
3:15 J.K. Rowling: LALALALALA LOOK AT MEE I AM BRITISH AND SOPHISTICATED.
3:15 Scott Westerfeld : I heard a girl saying that Stephanie Meyer invented the word "vampire"
3:16 Scott Westerfeld :
3:16 Scott Westerfeld : They also believed that I didn't invent the word "peeps."
3:16 John Green: I heard a girl telling a joke, the pun was "Twilight is the best book ever!"
3:16 J.K. Rowling: I invented Dawlish.
3:16 Stephenie Meyer: I DID invent the word vampire
3:16 Maureen Johnson: Oh! Well... I invented..
3:17 John Green: Oh Stephenie! We were just praising you!
3:17 Esther: HOVERBOARDS.
3:17 Stephenie Meyer: Edward is gorgeous isn't he?
3:17 Maureen Johnson: CHOCOLATE!
3:17 John Green: *gets on his knees*
3:17 Scott Westerfeld : Oh crap
3:17 Scott Westerfeld : *leaves*
3:17 John Green: *taking leave*
3:18 Kristina Horner: Hey John
3:18 fallofautumndistro: hi
3:18 Esther: KRISTINA!
3:18 Kristina Horner: Hi guys
3:18 Esther: ALAN.
3:18 Kristina Horner: I was just making out with Alex
3:18 Kristina Horner: hows it going?
3:18 John Green: Hello guys
3:18 fallofautumndistro: hey John
3:18 John Green: So was I!
3:18 Alex Day: Yes. It was quite enjoyable. Lol. I want tea
3:18 Stephenie Meyer: I was just staring at Edward. In my mind. He's so beautiful.
3:18 Kristina Horner: God, the british follow me everywhere
3:18 John Green: Alex: With me or Kristina?
3:19 Kristina Horner: ME OF COURSE
3:19 Kristina Horner: Tell him Alex
3:19 Alex Day: Of course. Along with the Neri-army
3:19 Alex Day: WITH KRISTINA OF COURSE
3:19 Alex Day: (Sorry John, she FORCED me)
3:19 Kristina Horner: Good. I'd hate for you to make another apology video with a Beatles' song
3:19 John Green: *scoffs*
3:19 Kristina Horner: OH WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
3:19 Alex Day: Yeah. Although i thought that was a pretty good deal.
3:20 John Green: It's ok I'll just imagine this conversation complexly and get over it
3:20 Alex Day: NOTHING KRISTINA, LOVE. <3
3:20 John Green: whipped
3:20 Kristina Horner: Yeah Alex<3
3:21 Alex Day: I GIVE UP!
3:21 Alex Day: I CAN'T DO BOTH!
3:21 Alex Day: MY DISGUISE WAS GOING SO WELL!
3:21 Kristina Horner: Alex love don't say that.
3:21 Kristina Horner: I mean I'm going to be in England for awhile
3:21 Kristina Horner: It will be awkward...
3:21 Alex Carpenter: *hair flip*
3:21 Kristina Horner: OMG ALEX CARPENTER
3:22 Darren Criss: *sings beautifully*
3:22 Kristina Horner: I LOVE YOU OMGOMGOMGOMG
3:22 Kristina Horner: OMG DARREN CRISS
3:22 Esther: ALEX OMGOMGOMG
3:22 Kristina Horner: IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FANGIRL
3:22 Esther: WOW THIS IS LIKE FANGIRL CENTRAL
3:22 Darren Criss: Where's Teryn? I like her...
3:22 Kristina Horner: I only wish my bff, Maddie was here to see this.
3:22 Darren Criss: I stalk her...
3:22 Maddie: Hey guys whats goin on?
3:22 Esther: oh....
3:22 Esther: Teryn...
3:22 Maddie: HOLY SHIT ITS DARREN CRISS AND ALEX CARPENTER
3:22 Darren Criss: Hey Maddie!
3:22 Maddie: OMG HI
3:22 Darren Criss: you're awesome!
3:23 John Green: If only Julian, the most amazing person in the world were here
3:23 Darren Criss: You're all awesome! Thanks for watching the show!
3:23 Maddie: Awh, I bet you to say that to all you're annoying fangirls
3:23 Julian: I'm here, John
3:23 Maddie: <3
3:23 John Green: oh, joy!
3:23 John Green: Oh silly me
3:23 John Green: OH MY
3:23 John Green: IMPOSTER!
3:23 Maddie: Oh noez. They'res two John Greens
3:23 John Green: it's @fakejohngreen!
3:23 Maddie: I think ones Willy in disguise
3:24 John Green: I am imagining the chat complexly.
3:24 Mom: HEY
3:24 Maddie: OH MY GOD MY MOMS HERE
3:24 Maddie: Hi mom, this is what I do when you sleep.
3:24 Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
3:24 Mom: GO TO SLEEP
3:24 Maddie: Hanging out with YA Authors
3:24 Maddie: BUT THIS IS EDUCATIONAL
3:24 Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A SEXDUCK?
3:24 Maddie: a curse word John Green is going to use in his new book
3:24 Mom: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
3:24 Maddie: *whispers to John* RIGHT
3:24 John Green: @fakeJohnGreen I imagine things complexly!
3:25 Mom: HOW OLD ARE THEY?
3:25 John Green: You asshat!
3:25 John Green: @fakeJohnGreen so do I!
3:25 Maddie: Um, half of them could be my dad.
3:25 Maddie: The other half my mom.
3:25 Maddie: So you know, my age.
3:25 Mom: WELL YOU'RE GROUNDED
3:25 Mom: FOREVER
3:25 Mom: NO PIGFARTS FOR YOU
3:26 Maddie: :(
3:26 John Green: *gives Mom signed copy of LFA*
3:26 John Green:
3:26 John Green: *gives Mom REAL signature*
3:26 John Green: don't ground your children!
3:26 Maddie: yeah you know how much Moms loves LfA
3:26 Maddie: Holy shiz how long has Dumbledore been here?
3:26 John Green: They sure love pornography
3:27 Darren Criss: Always.
3:27 Darren Criss: He sticks around
3:27 John Green: He's always in our hearts
3:27 Maddie: He just kinda dances in the back
3:27 John Green: hey guy-- WHAT? who the eff are these people?
3:27 Maddie: and our pants
3:27 Dumbledore: *pops up naked*
3:27 Maddie: OMG
3:27 John Green: what?
3:27 Darren Criss: WOOHOO!
3:27 Darren Criss: *pops up naked*
3:28 Harry Potter: hi guys what's going on!
3:28 Harry Potter: I'm cool cause I'M HARRY POTTER!
3:28 John Green: ugh
3:28 John Green: It's the emo kid
3:28 Harry Potter: I AM NOT EMO.
3:28 Darren Criss: I'm so much cooler than this guy! *is naked*
3:28 John Noe: It's all caps Harry
3:29 John Noe: But Harry isn't as cool as DAWLISH
3:29 Harry Potter: I JUST EXPRESS MY ANGER BY USING CAPITAL LETTERS.
3:29 John Noe: PSH I LOVE OBSCUSE CHARACTERS
3:29 Darren Criss: WELL I EXPRESS MY AWESOME USING CAPITAL LETTERS
3:29 John Noe: Psh, Harry Potter never had a monacle
3:29 John Green: I am too mature to indulge in such behavior
3:30 Harry Potter: Winky?
3:30 John Noe: But you have to indulge to imagine things complexly
3:30 Harry Potter: obscure.
3:30 John Noe: So John
3:30 John Noe: you're canon in Harry Potter too you know
3:30 John Green: You have to imagine indulging complexly
3:30 John Noe: You can imagine Dawlish complexly
3:30 Ron Weasley: Ron!
3:31 Ron Weasley: Ron!
3:31 Ron Weasley: Ron WEASLEY!
3:31 Darren Criss: Or you can imagine me complexly!
3:31 Darren Criss: Get it?
3:31 Darren Criss: Cause its an innuendo
3:31 Darren Criss: .
3:31 John Noe: Depends, I need to see a guitar and a borrito in your hands before I believe anything
3:32 Darren Criss: *hold up guitar* *plays love song to Teryn*
3:32 Darren Criss: *hands over Chipotle*
3:32 Darren Criss: Reason enough?
3:32 John Noe: Bitch you need to sing to-
3:32 John Noe: never mind
3:32 John Noe: Yeah.
3:32 John Noe: Now I need some Ministry of Magic
3:32 John Noe: BRAVEST MAN I EVER KNEWWWWWWWW
3:33 John Green: "Ron and Hermione love each otherrrrrrrr"
3:34 John Noe: Whoa. John I had no idea you love MoM!
3:34 John Noe: TWINSIES!!1!
3:34 Darren Criss: I feel like I'm not loved enough.
3:34 Darren Criss: No songs are about ME!
3:34 John Noe: Just you wait, asshat
3:34 John Noe: Some crazed fangirl and her ukulele will write you a song
3:34 John Noe: Probably Lauren
3:34 Darren Criss: Oh okay.
3:35 Darren Criss: Lauren who?
3:35 Darren Criss: Lopez?
3:35 John Green: Of course I love MoM!
3:35 John Green: I have a tattoo of Jason Munday on my left butt cheek
3:36 John Noe: I might regret for asking this but
3:36 John Noe: uh
3:36 Darren Criss: I have a tattoo of a Hungarian Horntail on my chest.
3:36 John Noe: what about the right one?
3:36 John Green: Sarah
3:36 John Noe: Psh Darren you may be supermegafoxyawesomehot
3:36 John Green: The Yeti rather
3:36 John Noe: But I'm canon!
3:36 John Noe: In her Yeti costume?
3:36 Darren Criss: Yeah, but I'm REAL!
3:37 John Green: it's not a costume O_O
3:37 John Noe: Hey Darren, do you have a unicorn tattoo?
3:38 Darren Criss: No. I have a tattoo that's a heart with a T in it.
3:38 John Noe: Why?
3:38 John Noe: That confused me, complexly
3:38 John Green: Teryn
3:38 John Noe: Well duh.
3:38 John Noe: Sorry Teryn.
3:38 Darren Criss: Yeah that's what the T stands for.
3:38 Darren Criss: I'm her stalker, in case you didn't know.
3:39 John Noe: Don't worry, I'll probably just mispronounce your name and then have to apologize to you on Pottercast
3:39 Darren Criss: Oh okay.
3:39 Darren Criss: Sounds good.
3:40 Darren Criss: I'll guitar jam to save you from Moochka.
3:40 John Noe: Shes in the chamber right now
3:40 Darren Criss: Oh? Chamber?
3:40 John Noe: Yeah, Melvin's bathroom.
3:40 Darren Criss: Oh I see.
3:41 Darren Criss: Melvin is pretty awesome.
3:41 Darren Criss: All of Pottercast is too :)
3:41 John Noe: Yeah thanks.
3:41 John Noe: We DO have a Webby.
3:42 John Green: Yeah, but do you have a POE?
3:42 Ron Weasley: BUST?
3:42 Darren Criss: Psh.. I have a whole statue. You only have a BUST.
3:42 John Green: But but but
3:42 John Noe: PWND
3:43 Flying Spaghetti Monster: ALL MIDGITS
3:44 Flying Spaghetti Monster: I WILL TOUCH YOU ALL
3:44 Ron Weasley: OMG IT'S THE FSM!
3:44 Flying Spaghetti Monster: WITH MY NOODLY APPENDAGES
3:44 John Noe: That sounds dirty
3:44 Ron Weasley: WITH YOUR NOODLEY APPENDAGE?
3:44 Darren Criss: WOAH!
3:44 Zefron: Hey tweens
3:44 Zefron: Its Zefron!
3:44 Darren Criss: hey flying spaghetti monster, you don't gotta do this
3:44 John Green: omg I LOVE YOU!
3:44 Darren Criss: let's re-evaluate our options
3:44 Zefron: Yeah, I get that a lot
3:45 Flying Spaghetti Monster: *smites*
3:46 Ron Weasley: if ONLY Dumbledore were here to see Zefron!
3:46 Darren Criss: Everyone knows that I love Zefron the most!
3:47 Zefron: Yeah, Darren
3:47 Zefron: I just wanted to tell you that I have a BOSS poster of you in my room
3:47 Darren Criss: Second only to Teryn <3
3:47 Zefron: And I'm pretty sure its not a horcrux
3:47 Darren Criss: I have a BOSS poster of you, too!
3:49 Matt Maggiacomo: Hey guys
3:50 Matt Maggiacomo: I just heard that Alex was here and I wanted to talk to him about a collab CD...
Sunday, July 12, 2009
The Tale of Epicness
So I have slight insomnia.
At least I THINK I do.
Or else I'm just VERY manly.
But sometimes I cannot sleep.
And when these things happen I tend to move about all the empty beds in my house (because we have A LOT, trust me--unless we have guests, then there is NOTHING for them and we must all move) and so I really like my brothers bed, and he usually sleeps in Mom's room so I knew he wouldn't be sleeping there. However, we have a weird lizard that needs a heat lamp that is VERY BRIGHT and I need like ABSOLUTE darkness or else I will NOT sleep. So I'm in my brother's room (he SHALL remain nameless) *coughRobertcough* and my dad comes in so I QUICKLY fake sleep (because it is ALWAYS fun to feign sleep with my family). And see I had one of those huge body pillows wrapped into my body to block out some light. Well apparently, my Dad NEEDED that pillow, so he YANKS it out of my clutches, and just walks out of the room.
He STOLE the pillow that I was using to block out light.
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Okay, MAYBE that sounded more epic in my head and MAYBE it was funnier when I was delirious from no sleep but STILL.
Blog worthy.
At least I THINK I do.
Or else I'm just VERY manly.
But sometimes I cannot sleep.
And when these things happen I tend to move about all the empty beds in my house (because we have A LOT, trust me--unless we have guests, then there is NOTHING for them and we must all move) and so I really like my brothers bed, and he usually sleeps in Mom's room so I knew he wouldn't be sleeping there. However, we have a weird lizard that needs a heat lamp that is VERY BRIGHT and I need like ABSOLUTE darkness or else I will NOT sleep. So I'm in my brother's room (he SHALL remain nameless) *coughRobertcough* and my dad comes in so I QUICKLY fake sleep (because it is ALWAYS fun to feign sleep with my family). And see I had one of those huge body pillows wrapped into my body to block out some light. Well apparently, my Dad NEEDED that pillow, so he YANKS it out of my clutches, and just walks out of the room.
He STOLE the pillow that I was using to block out light.
.
..
...
..
.
Okay, MAYBE that sounded more epic in my head and MAYBE it was funnier when I was delirious from no sleep but STILL.
Blog worthy.
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