I'm not sure about order really so I'm just going to be like "oh and then this happened!"
I was at/near Universal Orlando and I had my wand with me (because I am a huge NERD) and when I walked into WWOHP I did like Aguament just for the hell of it, except my wand actually had water shoot out of it. And that a shock. And then these three Evil Jock Guys come out of nowhere with brooms and they're shooting spells at me and random passerby but I had this wicked Shield Charm going so they just flew outta WWOHP but like as soon as they left WWOHP the book just became like a thing of cardboard and all their padding and stuff became like pillows. Which was weird. So I run back to my "school" which was like an Orlando branch of the Xavier University (for like... you know... the X-Men) and I run in to tell the headmaster or dean or whatever and he's like, "I know. There are mutants in here who are witches and wizards, outside of their mutation." and then I found out that I was a witch and it was great and etc. The headmaster/dean led me to a special dormitory for those mutants who also had magical abilities and it turned out that like, half of Echo Base was there. Alex and Jason were mutants who were also wizards. Except Jason and Alex were shirtless so it was highly awkward for everyone involved. And then my dad showed up and I was like "Alex, I'm going to introduce you to my father" and it was super awkward and I was like, "Alex this is awkward" and he was like, "Well no shit, your dad thinks you're living with a shirtless man who's way older than you." And it was blissfully awkward and I laughed the whole time.
Something happened and suddenly we were going to go to war I guess??? Anyway the headmaster/dean guy was like, "We have reinforcements from the North coming. Go greet them." and he smiled at me and then Arka texted me about the water taxi so I ran down to the water taxi station thinking that Catitude was coming back and that meant that we could hang out again, I mean, supposing we didn't die in the war. I was very optimistic about this war. Which was wrong of me to do considering I've read Deathly Hallows and Mockingjay.
Some stuff happened and everybody had to go upstairs and so I, being stupid, took the elevator and I realized that the elevator was going too fast to be safe and then on the glass roof (I guess) I saw blood everywhere so I broke the elevator and then I broke OUT of the elevator. I don't really understand my mutation because I break out of elevators a couple times and I moved a bunch of heavy furniture like nbd but later on I can fly but then sometimes I can't so it's really quite confusing. Even though we had these awesome mutations we were shooting people with guns which sounds dumb but I guess that is what we planned to do. I had this one friend (I think her name was Lily but I can't remember really) and she's an excellent fighter but she had lost her confidence so I go to Fred Weasley and I'm like, "Look, you need to make out with Lily RIGHT NOW. I don't care that it's in the middle of the battle, go over there and kiss her and give her a good time." And I was in charge so Fred had to go kiss the girl that's he's secretly loved for like two years and Lily's had the hugest crush on him forever so after their wonderful make-out session she killing a bunch of Bad Guys like it's nobody business. And Fred is being all adorable and kissing her and tell her he loves in between her killing a bunch of Bad Guys and then they both get shot and I run up to them and flip out and it's like in Captain America where they just kind of explode into nothing so I'm in total disbelief that they're actually dead because there's no bodies.
Some other things happen and I go to Target to get supplies and then I just eat a Kit-Kat and I'm like "I DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS SHIT" and it starts some weird revolution and everybody is taking things off the shelves like it's the End of Days and I found this wicked awesome backpack that was from Coke and you could fit in exactly one 12 pack of Coke so I'm shoving cans into this backpack and some Bad Girl comes over and she's like "It's all over for you" and I'm like "Girl, please" and I shoot her and go back to my Coke cans. And I'm running back to Campus and I have this flash of something else going on (like if it was a movie and it was like A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, THIS IS HAPPENING) except it's in my mind and basically a bunch of the Avengers are hanging out and some bad guy comes to get beer or something I'm not sure but I come to and I shoot like 20 people that I think are Bad Guys only to find out that our side just changed uniform but I don't mention the people I just shot to the dean/headmaster so it doesn't even matter, right?? So we're all clumped into these groups and the headmaster/dean/head of command is like "No word from Green Lantern?" and my side shakes no and he addresses the middle and says, "No word from Iron Man?" There isn't. He asks the right side about Captain America and he hasn't been heard from either. Only waking up do I question why the Green Lantern would help us out considering he's not even in the same universe as us. Maybe the Walls of Reality are collpasing or whatever.
I feel like other things happened but the thing that I thought first when I woke up was how Arka and I still didn't go to Waffle House. I mean, war and all, but still. Cheesy hashbrowns are my top priority.
