Under my Skin.

So some things have been bothering me lately. And they mostly have to do with my parents. Figures.
First, my mom (and her friends).
So, you know how when you were like in third grade and you had recess. And rather than play with the boys and get a head start on dating since boys had cuties (they still do, trust me) you and your girlfriends would have relationships with each other.
Like we would stir up fake drama just so we could talk about something. It's the same as what teenagers talk about now, except the names and people were all girls.
Like you and Sally would have been married but Sally was cheating on you with Alexis and that made you annoyed so you kidnapped Alexis' daughter, July, from her previous marriage with Jessica.
Sound familiar? Because before Pokemon was a girl thing, that was all we would do.
And we still do that, I mean my two best friends got married in Spanish class, and then got divorced and were dating. But heres the thing, its totally fake. Do you really think that we would do that?! Pfft, we were too busy with Barbie dolls to have relationships, we just said these things, made little soap operas of our life, to pass the time.
So, as technology becomes more prominent in our everyday lives, my mom becomes more addicted to Facebook. So through Twitter I meet this girl named Bridget, who is very jokes. So we become like besties and so shes like "Hey! Lets say we're in a relationship on Facebook!" And its Facebook, and since I don't care what I put on my Facebook, I agree. Next thing I know my mom and like a bajillion of her friends are all coming at me asking things like "So I saw you and this Bridget girl are in a relationship, wanna tell us something?" And being the total sarcastic person that I am I'm always responding with a "Well, we ARE in love, aren't you happy for us?!" And then I break down in fake sobs until the subject drops. Keep in mind, all my moms friends have sons who think I am PERFECT for their son. All of them. I really wish I was joking. With like four moms, its hard to be fully yourself.

Okay, now my dad.
I don't know what has came over my dad as of lately, but he seems to like to eavesdrop on all of my Tweets, he printed out an AIM convo with my BFFL Olivia, when gets a drink he tries to read whatever is on my screen. And then when I change pages JUST as hes coming by, he always asks me if I "suspicious". Right, because I'm going up to a persons computer OPENLY to see what they're doing. Like, at least when I spy, I do it in style. And then whenever I drop whatever I'm doing to smile at him or ask him hows his day is going he gets all angry. Like sorry for trying to give you my undivided attention Dad. I'll keep my headphones in next time.

Trust me, more Dad rants will be coming. I've always just scratched the surface.
But I hope to blog about Orlando adventures, so stay tuned? Can you say that with a blog? I don't know. Best wishes.

I ship Mrs.Pacman/Mario

Forget the Tony's. It's all about the video games. And here is the true story of Mr. and Mrs. Pacman:

bridget3818: ms.pacman
mthschoolgr: MRS pacman
mthschoolgr: their married
bridget3818: like me and conor someday?
mthschoolgr: foshizzle
mthschoolgr: except they didnt want to be married
bridget3818: who and who?
mthschoolgr: mrs pacman and mr pacman didnt want to be married
mthschoolgr: ms pacamn was in love with Mario
bridget3818: WHOOAAA
bridget3818: LOVE TRIANGLE!
mthschoolgr: but he was already to be married to Peach
mthschoolgr: so it was an unforbidden love
mthschoolgr: so mrs pacman married mr pacman for revenge
bridget3818: haha.. I love how luigi was never apart of anything mario did
mthschoolgr: Peach and Mr Pacman had no idea of any of this
mthschoolgr: and Luigi doesnt give a crap after he went crazy after he bought the haunted mansion

MLIA, Geek Charming, YGO,

Three parts.
I am now a blogging machine.
I am so outta the loop.

Part one: MLIA
Today, I found mylifeisaverage.com
Go check it out. Like fo realz.
This website is a lot like fmylife.com except for one thing. These MLIAs are very funny. Because if you think your life is uneventful and average, so is everybody else's. Like honestly. What is better than people who type:
Today I was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighbourhood. They continued on their way and didn't bother me at all. MLIA ?
These people are geniuses.

Part Two: Geek Charming (in my pants)
So I got this book, Geek Charming by Robin Palmer. There was only two reasons I bought the book. One, the work "geek" was in the title. Come on. And two, an recommended book was An Abundance of Katherines (in your pants) so I was like "um, mom, I'm getting this book."
And it was a really good book. It's one of those main girl characters view point and then the next scene is the main guy's POV. It's basically a film nerd (the cutest kind) named Josh, decides to do a documentary about the popularity. He lives in Beverly Hills so it must be pretty popular there. So he saves this girl Dylan's purse, so shes roped in. And then they become like BFFs, and then Dylan's uber popular boyfriend dumps her and then she totally falls out of popularity. And its very depressing, but it makes me VERY physced for high school.

Part Three: Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's and 4Kids
So, I grew up watching Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh! Which is what I did mostly this morning.
But heres this thing about watching something that you can get online with the original voices: you expect the voices to be to your standard and all the dialogue has to be the same. Or else you flip. Like todays episode that I watched (they moved the time to 7 A.M., like I'm going to wake up that early for a show in which I already know what is going to happen) and they introduced Crow. Now in the Japanese he has a very deep voice, like EVERY other male character. And in the English dub, they have a slightly higher voice. I doubt 4Kids has run out of deep voiced voice actors. And then Goodwin talked to Yusei about Old Momentum and how the explosion happened. Well, Yusei wouldn't need to know because his parents died in that explosion. 4Kids and I don't see eye to eye very often. But I am happy that they're bringing it back.

That's all. Blogging really takes energy. You have to think in full sentences. And use proper grammar and spell everything right. Not that I don't usually do that, I just like saying things more than typing things.
LADIES

I want to believe in you, b ut you make it so hard to do.

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.


1. How are you feeling today?
Makes Me Happy by Drake Bell
that is like REALLY funny because i was JUST listening to this prior doing this

2. Will you get far in life?
Supermassive Black Hole via Muse
AHAHAHHAHA that doesnt.... sound... good

3. How do your friends see you?
Happy! via nevershoutnever!
oh my jonas yussss

4. Will you get married?
Eye of the Tiger via Spectacular! Cast
YES! CONAN I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
XD

5. What is your best friend's theme song?
Misery Business via Paramore
110% baby

6. What is the story of your life?
Love Song via Four Years Strong
so. im a alternative cover of somebody else.
i think i can deal with that
;D

7. What was high school like?
Let's Get Crazy via Hannah Montana
HAHAHA that cant be good either....
"dress it up, or dress it down, don't forget your guitar"

8. How can you get ahead in life?
Remembering Sunday via All Time Low
well thats depressing
"they had breakfast together. but two eggs dont last like the feeling of what he need"

9. What is the best thing about your friends?
Dancing in the Moonlight via Alyson Stoner
ily olivia!
this is so true because she will just randomly start singing this
"they dont bark and they dont bite they keep things loose they keep things light"

10. What is in store for this weekend?
Fences via Paramore
i forgot how much i love this song
"dont look up just let them think theres no place else youd rather be"

11. To describe your grandparents?
I Know Him So Well via Chess
yeah... still... no
"perfect situations must go wrong"
well... maybe a little bit
=/

12. How is your life going?
Bless the Broken Road (Acoustic version) via Rascal Flatts
"i couldnt see how every sign, pointed straight to you"
this makes me happy

13. What song will they play at your funeral?
Accio Love via Ministry of Magic
"she daydreams when hes not there"
damn thats gonna be depressing. and everybodys gonna be like
WHO THE FRAK IS PLAYING?!?!
and then all my nerdy, wrock listening friends are gonna be like "classic"


14. How does the world see you?
99 Death Eaters via Draco and the Malfoys
AHAHAHAH
"thres something here from somewhere else"

15. Will you have a happy life?
Tune Up #1 via RENT
omfg that cant be good
"this wont tune--so we here"
"are you talkin to me? not at all!"

16. What do your friends really think of you?
Save Ginny Weasley from Dean Thomas via Harry and the Potters
lord only knows how much i love this song
"my wizard scar still burns for you"
SWEET! WIZARD FRIENDS!

17. Do people secretly lust after you?
Six Feet Under the Stars via All Time Low
"ill take you up though im hardly worth your time"
yussssss

18. How can I make myself happy?
Human via the Killers
"close your eyes, clear your heart"

19. What should you do with your life?
You'll Always Find Your Way Back Home via Hannah Montana
"let go, get up and hit the dance floor"

20. Will you ever have children?
Sailor Star Song via Hanazawa Kae
its in japanese some im not even going to try to put lyrics down.
just google it. wikipedia is your friend

21. What song would you strip to?
The Bravest Man I Ever Knew via Ministry of Magic
oh my goodness. that would get worse media than like Equus and the RDR Books trial combined. XD
"not afraid of what he had to do. he was the bravest man i ever knew"

22. If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
Anthem Part Two via blink-182
yes!
"signs that caution: sixteens unsafe"

23. What does your mom think of you?
A Song About Anglerfish by Hank Green
yes! mother nerdfighters!
i have no lyrics to math this

24. What is your deep dark secret?
Bigcitydreams via nevershoutnever!
"baby anywhere is away from me"

25. What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Our Time Now via Plain White T's
"there will be no rules tonight, if there were wed break em"
yes, you know how much i HATE rule breakers
26. What's your personality like?
Decoy via Paramore
"close your eyes and make believe this is where you wanna be"
"try to forget love cause loves forgotten me"
ily paramore

27. Which song will be played at your wedding?
The Distance via Cake
yussssss

28. If you were to become the Dictator of a small Eastern-European nation, would you be a benevolent Dictator?
Brand, New, Friends via The Morning Light
oh the irony.
but that cant be good... =/


29. What are your aspirations?
Let the Flames Begin via Paramore
uh....


30. What goes through your head when you wake up?
Be Good to Me via Ashley Tisdale
not. so. much.